Your Favorite Aphorism

[ContinentalOp]

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in fear like his passengers."

 

[BADSBSNF811]

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome or Die.

Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt.

Growing old isn't for the weak.

RUBUSUDO - Ruck up, Buck up, Suck it up, Drive on.

 

[ralph7]

pride goeth before a fall.

 

[rags]

Measure twice, Cut once.

I cut it twice and it's still to short.

 

[sipowicz]

Death...not today!

From fencing instruction scene in "Game of Thrones."

 

[arch stanton]

Hope is the first step towards disappontment.

 

[rags]

If common sense were common, everyone would have it.

 

[wheelgun28]

Mine is

One day a hero next day a zero!

 

[Grayfox]

Never pass up a good opportunity to shut up.

 

[Davwingman]

He would complain if his ice cream was cold.

 

[Bekeart]

Remembering Murphy's Law

Murphy was an optimist.

Bekeart

 

[pilgrim6a]

#1. Pillage, then burn.
#6. If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
#27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
http://ovalkwiki.com/The+Seventy+Maxims+of+Maximally+Effective+Mercenaries

The above is good. But you should first read "The Notebooks of Lazerus Long".

 

[Pote]

"Only buy the best. If you can't afford the best, save up until you can."

You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.

S.N.A.F.U.

And a favorite for your customers if you're in a trade, or service like myself
"Pick any two. Good-Cheap-Fast"

 

[Tom K]

"Everyone is ignorant, just on different subjects." - Mark Twain

 

[Old 44 Guy]

My favorite; "You don't know who your friends are until you got trouble" Then you find out.

 

[Jim in Wisconsin]

For woodworkers:
Don't get blood on the wood!

 

[captorquewrench]

If you're grateful for the meal, clean up the kitchen.

 

[S&WIowegan]

"Better to have gun and not need it than need it and not have it!"

 

[Fishslayer]

The only thing louder than "BANG!" when it should go "click" is "click" when it should go "BANG!"

 

[doublesharp]

In God we Trust. All others pay cash.