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a state trooper chased an ole boy for two miles, with the blue lights flashing, before he would pull over.
"why did it take you so long to pull over there son?" asked the trooper.
"my ex-wife ran off with a state trooper and i was afraid it was HIM bringing her back."
"why did it take you so long to pull over there son?" asked the trooper.
"my ex-wife ran off with a state trooper and i was afraid it was HIM bringing her back."
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?
Buy her a shovel!
Buy her a shovel!
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CAJUNLAWYER
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So, CL, I take it your wife doesn't read the Forum?
My wife knows I kid around and love her dearly. I would take a bullet for her and she knows it. Why just a couple of hours ago I was at Lowe's and did I buy her the cheap pooper scooper? HELL NO-I got her the deluxe one AND I popped for a new 5 gal bucket for her to carry with her to make the deposits. AND...I got some disposable bags to put in the bucket. I coulda bought a new pair of lineman's pliers that I've been wanting instead but nosiree-my wife comes first.
Steve in Vermont
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I find this type of humor appalling and totally lacking in good taste. (Yes, my wife just saw this and asked my opinion. I'm not going to sleep on the couch tonite)
Hillbilly77
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So, CL, I take it your wife doesn't read the Forum?
No, Caj's wife does read the forum, but he lies and tells her his handle is Handejector.
bricker
Member
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
I told this to SWMBO, she has NO sense of humor.
They want to.
I told this to SWMBO, she has NO sense of humor.
Good Man! I gave my wife a push mower for Christmas one year. Yes, I even sprung for the self- propelled version to help her out. I gave myself a nice riding mower for Christmas that year as well.
I was given the title of "Mr. Sensitivity" by the guys I worked with that year! Hey - that is what she wanted and BTW, it was a nice pushmower too!
jlrhiner
US Veteran
NEVER hesitate to by the wife quality tools. If you skimp on things like lawnmowers and rotary tillers, her performance will be hampered!
The most recent survey on women showed that 10 percent of the men interviewed liked women with thin legs. Another 15% preferred muscular legs. The rest liked something in-between.
jaykellogg
Absent Comrade
I have been told (by women) most assuredly....YES!
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Why do brides wear white?
It's a traditional color for kitchen appliances.
It's a traditional color for kitchen appliances.
COL Jagdog
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Officially, I must state that the original comment by the poster is
misogynistic.
Now that my wife has walked off after looking over my shoulder at the post and being visibly impressed by my command of Latin,
I am cracking a smile..........just afraid whe might walk back in the study.
misogynistic.
Now that my wife has walked off after looking over my shoulder at the post and being visibly impressed by my command of Latin,
I am cracking a smile..........just afraid whe might walk back in the study.
My wife has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So what did I do? I bought her an electric chair.
DeathGrip
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My wife, Take her.
