Annoyed at thread drift

[Jessie]

I've found this has been a good place to purge all the junk that's been building inside the brain.
Kind of like a cerebral enema.

 

[steamloco76]

I've found this has been a good place to purge all the junk that's been building inside the brain.
Kind of like a cerebral enema.

It may be time for Imodium to stop the flow.

 

[Jessie]

It may be time for Imodium to stop the flow.

Lol, nah, let it run( sorry ) its been fun and requires no thought. And I've not seen one political leaning yet.

Sorry bout' that....3 posts with no drift

 

[fdw]

it's been fun and scary...

 

[Jessie]

it's been fun and scary...

You captured it well with that one...lol

 

[Abbotson]

I would like to state here and for the record.

 

[timn8er]

Hillbilly77, I'm calling you out! I WILL get the coveted 600 spot or fall asleep trying...

 

[kwselke]

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her
pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's
chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so
sorry, your pet has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? "Yes, I'm sure. The duck is
dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't
done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few
moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in
amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet
with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with
a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird
from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches,
shook
its head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most
definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his
computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced a bill, which he handed to the
woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried.
"$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill
would have been $20. But what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all
adds up."

 

[Mickey D]

Just remember, two wrongs don't make a right...but three rights make a left.

Keep it up, I'll give you so many lefts you'll beg for a right.

 

[Mickey D]

Wasn't underwear. It was a thong.

Can that be played like a reed instrument?

 

[Mydogmax]

would have been $20. But what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all
adds up."

Groan.

 

[Pete99004]

So much time with so little to do.......

Pete

 

[wbraswell]

Leftover hot braised pork, with fried rice. No protection. Sigh.

 

[GaryS]

He's here all week folks, try the veal.

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill
would have been $20. But what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all
adds up."

 

[A10]

Look, look, look, I understand what Punk Rock was trying to do but New Wave is actual music!

 

[shouldazagged]

Yeah, but it's true that disco sucks.

And then there's baked Alaska.

 

[timn8er]

He's here all week folks, try the veal.

And don't forget to tip your waiters & waitresses!

 

[greenmachine]

Quote: 'And then there's baked Alaska.'

Nah, We had salmon last night.

 

[moe smith]

I know he's dead! Don't you think I know that? I can still like him, though, can't I? Just because somebody's dead, you don't just stop liking them, for God's sake--especially if they were about a thousand times nicer than the people you know that're alive and all.

 

[jimmib]

you can't always get what you want...you can't always get what you want