Annoyed at thread drift

[don5]

Rules to live by.
1. ALWAYS be the last one out of ammo!
2. Never hesitate. Remember he who hesitates is lunch.
3. When in doubt- reload.
4. Always watch your back.
5. If you think your gun is empty, then it probably is. See rule 3.

Guys feel free to add to the above list. We need 17 more to get to 3200.

Hey snubby, you got any more Al Green?

 

[policerevolvercollector]

There was small time hoodlum named Artie whose life ambition was to become a member of the Mafia. He finally got a "meet" with Don of the local crime family who offered him a chance to achieve his goal. He assigned him a "hit" on a guy who owed the family money. As token of his appreciation for this opportunity, Artie refused to be paid for the job. The Don insisted that payment was a tradition. So, Artie took one dollar for his services and set about locating his intended victim. He spotted the guy going into a grocery store,and snuck up behind him and strangled the guy with a belt only to turn around and see that two stock boys had witnessed the whole scene. He quickly attacked and killed the them same way. The manager had also seen the murders and called the police who caught Artie before he could escape.The headlines in the evening newspaper read .......

"Artie chokes 3 for $1 at A&P!"

 

[geddylee10002000]

stuffed peppers!!

Yum.. My recipe is a mixture of burger, cooked rice, and seasonings stuffed into a bell pepper. Ladle on home made tomato sauce (or store bought), a sprinkling of your fav cheese on top, baked. Sides... New potatoes, fresh peas with a white cream sauce. It doesn't get any better.

 

[geddylee10002000]

Oh wait, it does get better. Liver.....

Fresh calves liver. Coat with a flour, seasonings mixture. Pan fry until cooked. Fry up a lb. of BACON. 1 large onion cut up and cooked until caramelized. Gravy.. Flour, water, soy sauce to your taste. Add all ingredients to a deep cast iron skillet. Simmer for a while. I like a steamed mixture of cabbage, carrots, cauliflower, or sometimes asparagus mixed in.

 

[boatme99]

Fie on liver. Liver belongs inside the animal. Once he's done with it, it goes in the ground. No amount of seasoning, onions, I like coffee or sauces can make that vile organ palatable. Ptuii.

 

[soFlaNative]

Oh wait, it does get better. Liver.....

Fresh calves liver. Coat with a flour, seasonings mixture. Pan fry until cooked. Fry up a lb. of BACON. 1 large onion cut up and cooked until caramelized. Gravy.. Flour, water, soy sauce to your taste. Add all ingredients to a deep cast iron skillet. Simmer for a while. I like a steamed mixture of cabbage, carrots, cauliflower, or sometimes asparagus mixed in.

My wife (selective tastes) loves liver. Go figure. I'll give her this. In return try Italian sausage in a barely oiled baking dish at 350 deg. for 1 hour. Pull out, load with sliced onions and peppers, leave it plain or herb it up, drizzle olive oil and cover with foil (no vent) and back in the oven for another hour.
Almost too good to be true.

 

[george minze]

My wife (selective tastes) loves liver. Go figure. I'll give her this. In return try Italian sausage in a barely oiled baking dish at 350 deg. for 1 hour. Pull out, load with sliced onions and peppers, leave it plain or herb it up, drizzle olive oil and cover with foil (no vent) and back in the oven for another hour.
Almost too good to be true.

Actually that concoction sounds good..!!!

 

[snubbyfan]

 

[vonn]

3191 is next in hopper just 9 more drifts and

 

[policerevolvercollector]

3191 is next in hopper just 9 more drifts and

I'm holding out for 4,000!

 

[Mcwsky09]

Oh by the way where your seat belts.

Mine are in the car, where your seat belts?

 

[pharmer]

I wouldn't call it a "drift" but I'm in the middle of prep for a 10:30 am colonoscopy. And since Monday (had endoscope yesterday) I have eaten exactly 3 slices of pizza and a coffee mug of cereal. Hopefully all they find is 29 feet of a****le. Joe

 

[soFlaNative]

I wouldn't call it a "drift" but I'm in the middle of prep for a 10:30 am colonoscopy. And since Monday (had endoscope yesterday) I have eaten exactly 3 slices of pizza and a coffee mug of cereal. Hopefully all they find is 29 feet of a****le. Joe

See post #3188. Don't forget the broccoli. And a note from the wife.

 

[soFlaNative]

Actually that concoction sounds good..!!!

Try it, you'll like it !

 

[A10]

We are almost

 

[A10]

To the next

 

[A10]

Century..........

 

[A10]

MARK!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA!!!!!!!!!

 

[soFlaNative]

Allright!! Now I can turn in..... Good Night

 

[geddylee10002000]

I wouldn't call it a "drift" but I'm in the middle of prep for a 10:30 am colonoscopy. And since Monday (had endoscope yesterday) I have eaten exactly 3 slices of pizza and a coffee mug of cereal. Hopefully all they find is 29 feet of a****le. Joe

Haha.... Prep is brutal. Have had 4 so far. Last one was good (no polyps). Doc told me that I would not die of rectal-colon cancer. Told me see you in 10 years. Told him of my family history. He said, "See you in 5 years". You are doing the right thing!

First one I had was a little intimidated.

Second one I wanted the images so I could put it on my coffee mug. No one would ever want to mooch my mug seeing the pics of my colon on the mug. Little bit of a story here.

Third one I asked the doc right before the procedure to show me the scope he was going to stick in me. I proclaimed, "Is that all you got"! Wake up and was passing gas to get out!

4th one a bit of banter. I drove myself over to my regular doc for my yearly physical, blood work, etc (same day). My regular doc was going to do a finger check for prostate, and I told him that I just had a colonoscopy about a half hour ago and was feeling a little flatulent. He laughed and declined the check. He asked about the sedation. I told him Propofol. It was great.

The prep I have learned the key is baby wipes. Aloe Vera, or something that doesn't have alcohol in it. LMAO.....