Annoyed at thread drift

[bigride]

Did somebody mention Hendrix?

Hey, Joe, where you goin with that gun in your hand?

Oh wait. That involves a gun. Sorry if I drifted too close to relevance.

 

[Jessie]

Does fried okra make my butt look fat?

 

[soFlaNative]

Does fried okra make my butt look fat?

How much do you keep in your rear pockets?

Next shift relief showed way early. Supervisor said beat feet so with nothing better to do I drifted in an orderly fashion on home and had about a beer and a half on paid time. I love when that happens (never). Does that make me a bad person?

 

[BigBill]

There's no such thing as a bad person there's a good person inside them trying to get out.

 

[BigBill]

Where still drifting without one good subject that's been hit on yet?

Let's see how do you make your burgers?

What seasoning do you use?

Gas grille, charcoal or wood fire?

 

[soFlaNative]

There's no such thing as a bad person there's a good person inside them trying to get out.

Thank you, Big. All this time I thought it was a rash.

 

[mjr]

What seasoning do you use?

Gas grille, charcoal or wood fire?

I don't use any of those as seasonings.

 

[Bugkiller99]

Burgers. Ah. Charcoal grilled, salt & pepper. Fresh lettuce, tomato, big thick slice of onion. Melted Swiss cheese. Now you're talking!

 

[roarindan]

stuffed peppers!!

 

[Old TexMex]

Those big homegrown tomatos, the one slice covers a burger kind.

 

[Hillbilly77]

About cow farts. Cows fart all the time and can generate appoximately 300 liters of methane all day every day. Some researchers methane as produced by cows is the worst kind of gas for the depletion of the ozone.

I'm trying to do my part to curb this problem.

I'm eating the cows.

 

[snubbyfan]

Where still drifting without one good subject that's been hit on yet?

Let's see how do you make your burgers?

What seasoning do you use?

Gas grille, charcoal or wood fire?

This particular gimpy Injun likes his Bison burger seasoned with just some rubbed sage. Since Buffalo meat's lean, I always cook it in a cast iron skillet in it's own juice. Cook one side 'till it's ready and turn it once. I like it so it's still pink in the middle.
When I'm cookin' bison, that's all I'm doin'. I stand there and babysit it until it's just right. Put it in a burger bun and that's it. No onions, lettuce, pickles, cheese or special sauce, just a hunk of Bison in a burger bun.
Yum

 

[snubbyfan]

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

 

[snubbyfan]

Life can be very beautiful and life can be very difficult. Learn to appreciate the beauty so much that the difficulties cannot bring you down.
The way to deal with life's difficulties is not to avoid them. The way to successfully deal with those difficulties is to overwhelm them.
Be more persistent than your most persistent problems. Use your creativity, your flexibility, your ingenuity and your passion to make your way forward no matter what.
Treasure the beauty in even the smallest, most seemingly insignificant things. Connect with the abundance that is woven through every fibre of life.
See each moment as an opportunity to make a small difference. Those small steps you make forward will soon add up to create big results.
Life can at times be difficult, but so what? The immense beauty and possibilities for joy are worth far more than all the troubles combined.
— Ralph Marston

 

[snubbyfan]

One night, this guy comes into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another.
After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.
"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy, "and she said she wasn't going to talk to me for a whole 31 days."
The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.
"Yeah, except today is the last day," he muttered.

 

[Nevada Ed]

I am there right now ............

Little lady said we are having waffles tonight.

She saw me buy TWO whole fresh chickens yesterday!!

Hello........... I thought BBQ, guess not.

Pass the frigging syrup please.

 

[soFlaNative]

Chicken a la king over waffles? Not bad idea....

 

[Frank46]

What the genius's were doing with the cows was attaching a bag to collect the methane so they could measure the amount generated by each cow. Sure hope there aren't any smokers doing this. Hey hold my beer and watch this BOOM. Frank

 

[snubbyfan]

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

 

[timjake]

Some men climb a mountain, some men swim the sea
Some men fly above the sky, they are what they must be