Annoyed at thread drift

[timn8er]

There's people on another thread talkin about shooting this one and putting it out of its misery!
I say its time to stand up and FIGHT!

All I can say to that is no one is forcing them to read this thread...if they don't like this thread, they should just stay out of it!!!

 

[vonn]

Anyone out there?

 

[soFlaNative]

Anyone out there?

So far out we're coming back!

 

[alde]

I found it. It bounced under the bench.

 

[TenTea]

I found it. It bounced under the bench.

A common malady in our times.
Much too common, in fact.
Common as an old shoe.

 

[timjake]

Can you hear me now?

 

[GtownGeorge]

Only with the sound turned way up.

 

[snubbyfan]

Can you hear me now?

Huh? What?

 

[jell-dog]

yes, that tip on using fiber worked!
much more consistent now

 

[vonn]

My wife says I have selective hearing. I blame it on RVN .

 

[vonn]

All engines stop. More than 24 hours calm with no drift . Must be something I said.

 

[boatme99]

All engines stop. More than 24 hours calm with no drift . Must be something I said.

Aye, captain!

Stop engines!
All stop!

 

[jell-dog]

Jim, it's the di-lithium chrystals, the loss of drift has sucked out their power and I doont know how their gonna last!!
Scottie, getta grip, someone will get this thread drift back on track!

 

[boatme99]

Tracks? Where we're going, we don't need tracks.

 

[steamloco76]

On this most solemn of anniversaries, I drift this thread for a brief moment to the original, heart felt, temporary Shanksville, PA Flight 93 crash site memorial.

This memorial was so much more compelling than the new multimillion dollar visitors center which now occupies the Flight 93 crash sight.

 

[woolieworm]

Now the thread is really back on track.

 

[erj_pilot]

Hey...does anyone know how many pancakes it takes to shingle a dog house?

 

[boatme99]

Hey...does anyone know how many pancakes it takes to shingle a dog house?

282 average sized pancakes for an average sized dog house.

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IHOP Shingle Company, Inc., makes no claim as to what constitutes an average sized dog.


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[jell-dog]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!!

To all the service men and women, active and retired, and to those who gave the ultimate sacrifice, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!!

 

[Hillbilly77]

Hey...does anyone know how many pancakes it takes to shingle a dog house?

I don't think pancakes can shingle a doghouse.

Pancakes don't have opposable thumbs to grip a hammer.