Annoyed at thread drift

[vonn]

Mice work ok for bass,gotta pause just a little then set the hook hard.

 

[boatme99]

For you opera fans, I've been given the two-CD set of Ricardo Scuzzi's tragic tale of love and betrayal among chipotle sorters, "Manos Arriba, Viejos", conducted by Chutney Phartrangler and featuring Icelandic soprano Emma Sugginsdottir as Lupe and Hurley Streen as the Orthodontist. I considered offering it as a karma, but thought the time wasn't right. Review to follow.

Lupe's aria, "Doctor, usted puede eliminar esta semilla de chilli de me chicle!" is one of the true high points of early 20th century opera.

While C. Phartrangler is a competent conductor, I've always preferred the Sir Malcom Bottomsniffer, leading the St. Scrooby in the Cesspit Vernal Equinox Orchestra recording.

 

[jell-dog]

What kind of fish goes for mouse torso?

Catfish of course

 

[snubbyfan]

I just can't seem to get this darn vacuum cleaner started.

 

[GtownGeorge]

I just can't seem to get this darn vacuum cleaner started.

Not enough choke.

 

[shouldazagged]

Lupe's aria, "Doctor, usted puede eliminar esta semilla de chilli de me chicle!" is one of the true high points of early 20th century opera.

While C. Phartrangler is a competent conductor, I've always preferred the Sir Malcom Bottomsniffer, leading the St. Scrooby in the Cesspit Vernal Equinox Orchestra recording.

Ah, a fellow connoisseur!

 

[timn8er]

I await with baited breath!

Is it baited breath, or breath that smells like bait?

 

[GaryS]

Are you trying to lure him into a pun war?

Is it baited breath, or breath that smells like bait?

 

[boatme99]

Is it baited breath, or breath that smells like bait?

Oh, so tempting, but I don't need a "time out."

 

[vonn]

As usual drifted into the night and came to the morning light.

 

[williamlayton]

I KNOW !
Blessings

 

[TenTea]

Time for breakfast?

B. Kliban fits this thread perfectly, it seems...

 

[pawngal]

Need coffee......

 

[TenTea]

Need coffee......

Here, allow me to pour you a cup.

mmmm...

Better now?

Good.

 

[Bugkiller99]

Oh, so tempting, but I don't need a "time out."

Watch it! Better stifle yourself.

 

[Mcwsky09]

 

[rock doc]

It was 10 degrees F this morning. When I get home from work, I'm going to empty all my aerosol cans outdoors and then start a rubber tire fire in the backyard.

 

[zzzippper]

I still remember this from Leave it to Beaver, some 50 years ago. It is the only Spanish I know and it was taught to the Beav (and me) by that paragon of virtue, Eddie Haskel.

"Usta tiene una cara como Puerco." You have a face like a pie.

 

[timn8er]

I still remember this from Leave it to Beaver, some 50 years ago. It is the only Spanish I know and it was taught to the Beav (and me) by that paragon of virtue, Eddie Haskel.

"Usta tiene una cara como Puerco." You have a face like a pie.

I believe what you are saying is "you have a face like a pig."

Pie would be "pastel" or "empanada", which is a small meat pie.

 

[pawngal]

Yes, Pig, not pie