Annoyed at thread drift

[Rustyt1953]

As soon as I lift them off my wife's feet I'll send you a plaster cast of them. Give you somewhere to park your bike or set up his and hers bird baths.

 

[jell-dog]

is a war hatchet anything like a tomahawk?....inquiring minds want to know

snubby, what's the answer?
war hatchet sounds scary, but war tomahawk sounds like it'll get the job done

 

[boatme99]

Huh? What happened?

Ah! Fragone! Missed it.

 

[snubbyfan]

Well, time to sit here and pound on my leather.

 

[soFlaNative]

Well, time to sit here and pound on my leather.

No sense letting your leather loaf! There's always #5555 happening soon!

 

[TenTea]

outta the blue and into the black
you pay for this but they give you that
hey hey my my...

*Neil Young is a leftist whacko, but what the heck!

 

[snubbyfan]

By the time the soldier pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere", he pleaded with a proprietor. "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, but he is an Air Force guy" admitted the manager, and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.

" No problem." the tired Army guy assured him, "I'll take it." The next morning the soldier came down to breakfasts bright-eyed and bushy tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better", said the soldier. The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring all night long?" "No, I shut him up in no time", explained the soldier.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the proprietor.

"Well, he was already in bed, snoring away, when I walked into the room, so I gave him a kiss on the cheek" explained the soldier. “Then, I whispered in his ear 'Good night beautiful', and he sat up all night watching me."

 

[shouldazagged]

I have never knowingly typed "lol". Oops...%#&@#!

 

[Skeptic 9c]

The McPherson clan is allegedly so tight with a shilling that they mounted guard on a meadow where their Clan Chieftain lost a six-pence, from the 1840's to the late 1960s or early 1970s when one of the clan took a metal detector to his guard duty. He found the coin and then the Clan sued the landowner for interest. The landowner counter sued, he wanted to know what else had been found in his meadow. Geoff Who is skeptical of the profit benefit ratio.

 

[Rustyt1953]

I know what %#&@#! means and I'm tellin' mom.

 

[rags]

Danged computer slowed down on me at just the wrong time.
Congratulations BigCityChief.

You need to put a round in that computer!

 

[snubbyfan]

You need to put a round in that computer!

When I do I'll get pictures and share it with the forum. That'd be a fun day at the range.
Pop a couple of holes in it, then finish it with the shotgun

 

[Hillbilly77]

You need to put a round in that computer!

I did that to an iPhone.... Boy, it was satisfying!!

 

[rags]

I did that to an iPhone.... Boy, it was satisfying!!

I remember your......... dilemma! Snubs was robbed!

 

[timn8er]

I have never knowingly typed "lol". Oops...%#&@#!

Neither have I, uh, typed what you said...Hah!

 

[timn8er]

You need to put a round in that computer!

Nah, Man! It just needs more CTG's...& they should be minty, too.

 

[rags]

This is like the opposite of a "Please Delete" thread. You know. The same, but not...

 

[rags]

Nah, Man! It just needs more CTG's...& they should be "minty", too.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Danged computer slowed down on me at just the wrong time.
Congratulations BigCityChief.

I know what you mean about old technology. I bought a used pacemaker and now, when I scratch myself, my garage door opens.

 

[GtownGeorge]

You need to put a round in that computer!

Or this, sure felt good!