Annoyed at thread drift
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jell-dog
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ChattanoogaPhil,
The last time we were supposed to get a memo, it got twisted up inda drift and NO ONE got it!!!
BTW
Are you related to PunxsutawneyPhil??
BigCityChief
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Dennis The B
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Yeah, sure. Try this.
Now, where's my tape of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"??
BigCityChief
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SO! It's Friiiii Daaaaay!
I'm gonna make this short and sweet, 'cause that's me in a nutshell.
Have a great weekend, Drifters.
I've got lots to do so I may not be Drifting back to this locale for a bit.
I know. I know. All works and no plays makes for a dull Goddess, but this diety has no minions to do her yardwork. 
I will be thinking of you while I makes my bacons and cheesies and egg sammich for breakfast t'marra.
Night-night!
I'm gonna make this short and sweet, 'cause that's me in a nutshell.
Have a great weekend, Drifters.
I've got lots to do so I may not be Drifting back to this locale for a bit.
I know. I know. All works and no plays makes for a dull Goddess, but this diety has no minions to do her yardwork.
I will be thinking of you while I makes my bacons and cheesies and egg sammich for breakfast t'marra.
Night-night!
jell-dog
US Veteran, Absent Comrade
First, he wouldn't hunt. Then he disappears for a week and comes home looking like this.
Any advice?
Call Janis Joplin and tell her you found her dog
jell-dog
US Veteran, Absent Comrade
We did our yard workin' today. Cut our grass for the first time this year.
Started out the day goin' for some hydro-therapy but they hadn't fired up the heat in the indoor pool at the facility. Still had the sauna and 2 hot tubs to relax in. We're goin' again tomorrow, hope the water's warm.
Started out the day goin' for some hydro-therapy but they hadn't fired up the heat in the indoor pool at the facility. Still had the sauna and 2 hot tubs to relax in. We're goin' again tomorrow, hope the water's warm.
BigCityChief
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Nighty night! DRIFTING OUTTA HERE.
ChattanoogaPhil,
The last time we were supposed to get a memo, it got twisted up inda drift and NO ONE got it!!!
BTW
Are you related to PunxsutawneyPhil??
Man that is one scary looking groundhog! I don't need no prediction; I'll just wait for a weather guy to lie about it...
A very loud Texan Engineer was visiting Australia, and talking big about all of the large civil works in the USA that he was involved in. To be polite his Australian counterpart took him on a tour of some of Sydney's larger constructions.
First he took him to Gladesville Bridge. The Texan exclaimed, "What's that!" In reply the Australian said, "That's the Gladesville Bridge".
"Hmmph" said the Texan, "How long and how many men did it take to build?" The Australian replied, "About 5 years with 1000 men."
The Texan replied, "Well in Texas we would've done it in 2 years with 500 men."
Next they went to the Sydney Opera House. "What's that" said the Texan. "That's the Sydney Opera House" was the reply.
"Hmmph" said the Texan, "How long and how many men did it take to build?" The Australian replied, "About 10 years with 200 men."
The Texan replied "Well in Texas we would've done it in 4 years with 200 men."
By this stage the Australian was a little put out by the Texan's attitude so he decided to get some revenge, they walked around the Sydney Opera House and as they did the Sydney Harbor Bridge came into view.
Immediately the Texan exclaimed, "Wow! What's that?"
The Australian Engineer replied, "I don't know, it wasn't there yesterday."
First he took him to Gladesville Bridge. The Texan exclaimed, "What's that!" In reply the Australian said, "That's the Gladesville Bridge".
"Hmmph" said the Texan, "How long and how many men did it take to build?" The Australian replied, "About 5 years with 1000 men."
The Texan replied, "Well in Texas we would've done it in 2 years with 500 men."
Next they went to the Sydney Opera House. "What's that" said the Texan. "That's the Sydney Opera House" was the reply.
"Hmmph" said the Texan, "How long and how many men did it take to build?" The Australian replied, "About 10 years with 200 men."
The Texan replied "Well in Texas we would've done it in 4 years with 200 men."
By this stage the Australian was a little put out by the Texan's attitude so he decided to get some revenge, they walked around the Sydney Opera House and as they did the Sydney Harbor Bridge came into view.
Immediately the Texan exclaimed, "Wow! What's that?"
The Australian Engineer replied, "I don't know, it wasn't there yesterday."
I am very disappointed with you guys.
No wise acre comments about lutefisk directed at me.
You don't miss me
Its all right, really.
Been busy
Tomorrow night crawfish boil at the Lost Cajun
No wise acre comments about lutefisk directed at me.
You don't miss me
Its all right, really.
Been busy
Tomorrow night crawfish boil at the Lost Cajun
Can't do that to you. I've actually eaten lutefisk.
Still can't grow hair on my tongue. Silly me!
Still can't grow hair on my tongue. Silly me!
BigCityChief
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He should see a dentist. While the teeth appear to be sound, the gums look inflamed.
It's 12:01.
Just pretend this is witty.
Just pretend this is witty.
jell-dog
US Veteran, Absent Comrade
bigride it's 12:03am!
YMMV
goodnight!
YMMV
goodnight!
BigCityChief
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