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What? Did you get that brick at the local police auction?
Heck of job patching those bullet holes in the rear door.



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Here's the "Original"Police Cruiser! :D
 
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Back when I was much younger I knew a police officer who had an off beat sense of humor. (Much later I knew a lot of them!).

One day he walked into the station to find several officers struggling with a violent psych patient. The patient was ranting, raving, and making no sense.

My friend watched for a second and then yelled out, "Quick, restrain that man before someone puts stripes on him and makes him a sergeant."

Apparently the sergeant was not amused, as my friend spent the next several weeks as far out of town as the sergeant could send him.

And yes, I used that one a few times during my EMS career, replacing sergeant with supervisor. ;)

Nut case joyrode a marked unit from a mental health ward in Miami about a 40 - 50 mile round trip, lights and sirens part of the way and returned it undamaged to the exact spot.

City of Miami is reviewing their policies.
 
Back when I was in the Boy Scouts, I was riding my Sears 5 speed bicycle to the scout meeting. I was hit by a speeding car and slammed into the back of a Volvo station wagon.
My bike took the shot but I didn't fare as well. Nothing broken. My knee got smashed open to the knee cap and one finger nearly torn off.
The chain was off on my bike but I could still lean on it and walk home leaving a trail of blood.
A coupla months later, I was all healed up.
Since then, I have a phobia about Volvo station wagons.
 
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