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brigeton
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Morning all. I got up at 4, fished from 5to9. No fish worth keeping. I was surprised Tony Stewart won yesterday. He hasn't looked capable of winning for a long time.
Don't tell the child labor police, grandkids are cleaning. Specifically, they are dusting 100 or so duck, fish & shorebird display decoys. Yes, I pay them.
I've got a problem.
Aside from the obvious.
It's mid seventies and partly cloudy out.
I wanna got wandering around in the mountains.
However, Andy Griffith's on.
Oh whatever shall I do?
Aside from the obvious.
It's mid seventies and partly cloudy out.
I wanna got wandering around in the mountains.
However, Andy Griffith's on.
Oh whatever shall I do?
Roadtrash
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I was glad to see old "Smoke" win one in his final year. It's been a long time since he won a race.
Roadtrash
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Good morning drifters, it's 95 in the desert this morning. I was on the phone a little while ago and heard this strange noise and asked what they were doing to make that noise. They replied nothing and then I realized it was at my house. THERE WAS WATER FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!! I know, I know, you folks call it rain but we ain't used to that sound out here in the desert and when we hear it it sounds weird. Of course it only lasted about 1 or 2 minutes not enough to get the ground wet. Maybe it'll happen again and if it does I'll run outside and stand in it.
brigeton
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Andy's a rerun. He hasn't made a new show in 50 years. You can catch him later.
brigeton
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Don't blame it on the poor little dog.
shouldazagged
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"Bless his heart, if you put that boy's brain in a jaybird it'd fly backwards."
I grew up with that marvelously useful phrase, which is part of every southerner's tool kit.
vonn
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Stand outside when it is raining around here and you might drown!
vonn
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He's a 134 pound Irish Wolfhound. We're the poor ones with what his food bill runs!
All I ask is to fart outside.
Replace DOG with WIFE and welcome to my world.
I don't know what she ate yesterday, but this morning she could've knocked a buzzard off a roadkill. The military could put it in crowd dispersal grenades!
Glad I had to go to work today.
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Like you guys never fart! Ha!
greenmachine
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Tsk Tsk Tsk.
SW MP15
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Good Afternoon
Thunder is rumbling around us. But no rain yet? Radar looks like a big red and yellow blob, right on top of us.
I hope everyone has had a GREAT Day so far. It's hard to believe, another month is almost gone.
Be sure and snarl at everyone in your path, today! It works for me! And even a little grumble under your voice, adds to the mastic.
Thunder is rumbling around us. But no rain yet? Radar looks like a big red and yellow blob, right on top of us.
I hope everyone has had a GREAT Day so far. It's hard to believe, another month is almost gone.
Be sure and snarl at everyone in your path, today! It works for me! And even a little grumble under your voice, adds to the mastic.
SW MP15
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Wifey says she don't fart! But the smell gives her away!
She prefers the word poot! Call it what you may, it still stinks!! Nothing worse, than a popcorn fart, excuse me, POOT! And wifey LOVES, microwave pootcorn.
Can someone PLEASE get the air freshener? This subject, STINKS!
She prefers the word poot! Call it what you may, it still stinks!! Nothing worse, than a popcorn fart, excuse me, POOT! And wifey LOVES, microwave pootcorn.
Can someone PLEASE get the air freshener? This subject, STINKS!
And it's still my favorite show.
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