There's one about 8 or 10 miles out. I took a friends recommendation and tried it. Even the burger was too greasy, and it was way too much food. But I was retired (the best time of my life) and my wife wasn't. That resulted in me going where I pleased for lunch. Then I had to either lie to her about where I went or take the abuse when she got home. I learned to duck the question by keeping a drink cup from some dive she approved of and putting it next to my chair or on the sink. She'd see it and falsely assume that was were I'd gone.
All was well until one day I went to 5 guys and I saw my former next door neighbor working there. I'd already gotten my food, but I tossed it away and left. The girl appears in the local jailtracker.com web site with arrests for drugs and loitering for prostitution. I hated it when she (and the US government section 8) rented next door. It was so bad I moved (in opposition to going to jail for shooting her). I then sold my .458 Winchester because we don't have elephants down here. I still can't figure out why anyone would pay for her services, fat as she is.
And I've never gone back to 5 guys. My doctor wanted to know about my diet. I told him I was down to 2 cheese burgers per week. If I up it by one, it certainly won't be from that dive. I'm picky, and select the restaurants that win or come close to the annual best in city.
