Toilet Paper!

[Puller]

Living in a tornado prone region we keep a ready supply of necessities including several cases of TP, bottled water, pork & beans, and extra ammo in our storm safe room.

You mean everyone doesn't?

 

[Fishslayer]

Bidets are for ladies. Manly men, well, that's a butt washer.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Multitasker:

 

[LVSteve]

Living in a tornado prone region we keep a ready supply of necessities including several cases of TP, bottled water, pork & beans, and extra ammo in our storm safe room.

You mean everyone doesn't?

Nope, not too many tornadoes in Vegas.

 

[raisedin99]

I dunno, can I blow my nose using a bidet?

thats what your shirt tail is for,,,

terry

 

[rwsmith]

Well, I reload for the apocalypse......

I'm going to set up a TP making operation in my garage. I'll be churning out rolls while all of those people are fighting in the stores over dwindling supplies.

Cardboard cores are going to be unobtainium so I'll have to find a substitute. I can make three cores out of an old paper towel tube.

 

[7shooter]

We have 94 rolls of double toilet paper and plenty of ammunition so don't try anything funny.

 

[oldbrownhat]

Yep... as my gf would say, "This is poo-poo bad." Fortunately all I needed was some paper towels, and that they had.

 

[BAM-BAM]

Just back from an Aldi's run....... TP was available but low...... course Weekends the place is packed..... so looked like normal Monday morning restocking........

sanitary wipes were wiped out...... but being restocked.

Lots of water.....................

 

[oldbrownhat]

...Sent from my old rotary phone using Tapatalk Toilet Paper

And people wonder why we're being warned to clean our phones as well as our hands.

 

[delcrossv]

Isn't panic entertaining?

 

[oldbrownhat]

Fortunately folks around here seem to still be semi sane as far as the beer virus.

I couldn't believe that people were confusing Corona beer with coronavirus but apparently they haven't fixed stupid yet, as this many other articles indicate.

Americans are avoiding Corona beer amid coronavirus outbreak, survey finds

If this silliness keeps up, it's going to put The Onion out of business. Oh, wait.... perhaps not:

Carnival Sinks Cruise Ship Rather Than Letting It Fall Into Coronavirus' Clutches

 

[OFT II]

About fifty years ago a case of Corona made me sick one weekend in Ojinaga, Mexico.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

About fifty years ago a case of Corona made me sick one weekend in Ojinaga, Mexico.

And today a case of corona will STILL make you sick-only this time the whole world is watching

 

[DWalt]

An old piece of Bidet humor, but I will repeat it.

A young American family was transferred to Paris. While looking for a place to live there they visited an apartment building and requested that the manager show them some vacancies. The wife and the manager went into an apartment bathroom, where the wife saw the bidet. Not knowing what it was, she asked the manager, "Is that something for washing the baby in?" The manager answered "Non, Madame, it is for washing the baby out."

 

[38SPL HV]

Napkins, paper towels (be a man!), Kleenex, rags, all viable alternatives!

Be safe all

 

[keith44spl]

Down at the feed mill..........there's been a run on corn cobs.

It's just the beginning folks.

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[moosedog]

Being a prepper, I feared something like this so I have been saving all my old sand paper over the years.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Down at the feed mill..........there's been a run on corn cobs.

It's just the beginning folks.

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Red ones or white ones??

 

[keith44spl]

Red ones or white ones??

Best I recall...............It's both.

Red for starters, and white to check if ya need the red one again

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