Put a box of linguini on to boil. In a small pot, heat about a cup of virgin olive oil until it 'ripples'. Add 7-10 cloves of finely minced garlic, and one regular tin of mushed up anchovies. Add a ladle full of starchy pasta water and stir. Drain the linguini and toss with the olive oil mixture. Add red pepper flakes and copious amounts of parmesean reggiano. Serve with cold beer, preferably real late at night after the card game.