Annoyed at thread drift

[bigride]

Can somebody go downstairs and lock the basement door? I think I left it unlocked.

 

[shouldazagged]

During a time-out in the ball game, I switched over to the Miss America pageant and learned two things.

1: I'm alive.

2: My pacemaker works.

If you had stayed with it to the interview portion, I'll bet you could have tested your gag reflex too.

(No, I didn't watch any of it. Never do.)

 

[Rustyt1953]

If you had stayed with it to the interview portion, I'll bet you could have tested your gag reflex too.

(No, I didn't watch any of it. Never do.)

That's what "mute" is for.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Did ya notice how they all started to morph into these?

 

[shouldazagged]

My signature line for the evening suggested a question you ladies and gents might be able to answer:

Would Yoko Ono qualify as a kimono dragon?

I await your answers with trepidation.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Asian carp.?

 

[BigCityChief]

 

[BigCityChief]

I don't like clowns.

Sorry to hear that.

 

[BigCityChief]

My signature line for the evening suggested a question you ladies and gents might be able to answer:

Would Yoko Ono qualify as a kimono dragon?

I await your answers with trepidation.

 

[BigCityChief]

My can is rusty. The doctor doesn't know what to do.

Take a bath in this.[emoji12]

 

[BigCityChief]

I don't like clowns.

Me neither. There are already too many of them in public office.[emoji23]

 

[vonn]

Nice cool Monday morning with 87 for a high today,really too nice to go to work but go I must. Sure wish I was independently wealthy!

 

[BAM-BAM]

Yesterday.......... the youngest had Soccer practice.......... a 7AM

Today........ the Dog is barking to go out ............at 5AM

Tomorrow is............... MONDAY............





May need a nap!

It's Monday................

4:30 AM....... the house phone rings twice!!!!!

I'm already dreading tomorrow morning..........

"Fear the Walking Dead"

 

[Roadtrash]

Well good morning drifters seems you folks stayed busy on here yesterday. Miss one day and have to read three pages just to catch up. I see we went through quite a few beers and now we're clowning around again.

 

[bigride]

 

[Roadtrash]

Well that explains a lot.

 

[timn8er]

I don't like clowns.

BigBill, watch your step, because rumor has it they don't like you!

 

[loknload]

Good Morning everyone!

 

[Fishslayer]

If you had stayed with it to the interview portion, I'll bet you could have tested your gag reflex too.

(No, I didn't watch any of it. Never do.)

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1ZOWwW2agQ[/ame]

 

[Bigdog357]

Time to get out my tools and retro my coffee table. Wonder how the wife will feel about this? If you don't hear from me in a week, please send help