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Brings a tear to your eye

A man lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf.
One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life.
He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of his arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself.
He thanked him for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again. He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

He said, "I'm NOT happy. My nuts itch."

Heart-warming stories like this just makes one want to cry.
 
Or a 5 cent stamp, or $0.35 gallon of gas?
At some point my dad gave me a raise in my allowance. Mowing the grass was just one of my chores. The increased allowance was conditional...I had to pay for the gasoline for the lawn mower. That 2 bits for gas ate into that pay raise. I negotiated an agreement with my dad to allow me to mow the neighbors lawns with his mower in order to offset my $.25 gasoline cost.
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At some point my dad gave me a raise in my allowance. Mowing the grass was just one of my chores. The increased allowance was conditional...I had to pay for the gasoline for the lawn mower. That 2 bits for gas ate into that pay raise. I negotiated an agreement with my dad to allow me to mow the neighbors lawns with his mower in order to offset my $.25 gasoline cost.
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very cool metal work,thanks:D
 
Just thought I would drift in here and see what is going on guys. Just when I thought it was safe to take a walk in the woods when Snubby posts THAT bear picture again!:eek:

And now for the official rally cry of the S&W forum- BACON!!:D

BTW- Where is Hillbilly? Anyone seen Hillbilly?
 
Getting ready for the weekend here. It's the season for the BLT.
bought 4 big Vidailia onions Friday. 1.5 made it into fresh salsa which I was getting low on. Hit the farmers market Saturday for some really nice tomatoes. Hopefully they have some good lettuce. Next to get some good bread. I have a good supply of my fav BACON in my freezer. BLOT's for either Sat. or Sun..... Yum......
 
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