Annoyed at thread drift

[Jessie]

Moderators are not allowed to make jokes or participate in fun threads.
Kinda like the nuns not being allowed to smile.

Doh!! Did I really 'like' that?! What was I thinkin'?

 

[venomballistics]

Wow, this must be on o' them collectable no-lock threads!

yeah .. it might be that ... but if you feed it the wrong fodder .. it can still jam

 

[rburg]

This thread has gone far enough! I looked at the pix from old tex mex and even my wife things that's me, not him.. He's even got my shirt on. And my beard. And when did he steal my hat?

And back up to the banana bread recipe...When does the bourbon get mixed in, and how much?

 

[JonF]

As I've often said.........."A wet Bird, never flies at night."

 

[VPNAVY]

 

[bgrafsr]

Hey, I got a medical condition.

Well then, take something for it. The OP mentioned suppositories and lotion. That might work.

 

[handejector]

Bacon may go good with anything.

But there's nothing quite like Zamfir...

Sgt Lumpy

"The Lonely Shepherd"
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You know you set me up perfectly for a multitude of good jokes that are coming to mind so fast I can hardly process them, don't you?

Tha problem is, we got rules 'round here!

The Mods would be fighting over who gets to ding me.
I might even get banned. I'm not sure I can be banned.
Does anybody know?
If so, what would I have to do? Be specific.
I could use the relief.

(everybody else steer clear of the 'lonely shepherd' if your mind works like mine)

 

[jughed440]

Ginger, or Mary Ann??

 

[handejector]

Hey -rags-, should we do a recount on Caj's points?

recount?
Nah, I vote for bringin in the "Hanging Chad".

 

[Bekeart]

Does Band-Aid Count??

I might even get banned. I'm not sure I can be banned.
Does anybody know?

Does Band-Aid Count??

Do they come in gorilla skin colors??

 

[Bekeart]

Wasn't that movie rated XXXXX

recount?
Nah, I vote for bringin in the "Hanging Chad".

Wasn't that movie rated XXXXX

 

[Boox]

I think you need to try the Raisin Bran Crunch

 

[bgrafsr]

HEY! Tryin' ta sleep here.
Keep it down willya

Are you sure that's not a picture of Sebago Son?

 

[UncaGrunny]

"... so then the guy says, 'well, mister, the music's stopped but now your monkey's on fire'."



^World's greatest punchline that has no actual joke to go with it.

 

[bgrafsr]

When you dive into pools, how do you keep from hitting your head on the cement ??

Do I need to move over to the Adult pool ??

From what I make of your question, you have already made too many dives into the kiddie pool.

 

[moosedog]

My dog just made the snow yellow.

 

[snubbyfan]

I don't know, suppositories, hand lotion and hand ejector in my head and I've been trying to keep my mouth shut.
And now "The Lonely Shepherd"?
I better go out and start shoveling snow before I get myself in trouble.

 

[kozmic]

"The Lonely Shepherd"
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You know you set me up perfectly for a multitude of good jokes that are coming to mind so fast I can hardly process them, don't you?

Tha problem is, we got rules 'round here!

The Mods would be fighting over who gets to ding me.
I might even get banned. I'm not sure I can be banned.
Does anybody know?
If so, what would I have to do? Be specific.
I could use the relief.

(everybody else steer clear of the 'lonely shepherd' if your mind works like mine)

I tried to reply to that original post with just "Bah", but it was too short....I figured it was an omen to shut the hell up!

 

[lowriderfxr]

Why is it when I'm using a tissue to remove an unwanted substance from my body, since this is a family show , let's say blowing my nose , that afterwards, I always HAVE to look at it?

 

[venomballistics]

Why is it when I'm using a tissue to remove an unwanted substance from my body, since this is a family show , let's say blowing my nose , that afterwards, I always HAVE to look at it?

repressed memories from youth ... your probably subconsciously looking for those lightbrite pegs you shoved up in there when you where 3

 

[SW_shooter]

Since this thread has become cross-threaded, do we need to use a carbide die to re-thread or do we just force it off?

 

[CajunBass]

alright! I'm going to get semi serious here for a sec

Do you have to pay a Class III fee for a semi-serious or is that just for a full serious?

 

[snubbyfan]

Since this thread has become cross-threaded, do we need to use a carbide die to re-thread or do we just force it off?

Whatever you do, don't force it. Just use a bigger hammer.

 

[rags]

Moderators are not allowed to make jokes or participate in fun threads.
Kinda like the nuns not being allowed to smile.

....or they'll get DE-friended!

 

[Salty RI]

I like chocolate chip cookies.

I like Chip Ahoy's

 

[Mcwsky09]

Loctite

Not sure if Loctite is a forum supporter or if they make a product that can be used to prevent thread drift - might be worth looking into.

 

[kozmic]

Since this thread has become cross-threaded, do we need to use a carbide die to re-thread or do we just force it off?

I use the "4H method"...Hammer, Hacksaw, Heat and Hold this while I get a beer.

Works like a charm.

 

[GaryS]

A muslim, a communist, and an illegal alien walk into a bar........

"That's 'cause we ain't started playing Cowboys and Muslims yet."

 

[don5]

So what was the original topic? I forget? Did someone say drifting.. For some reason I have bacon and Maryann on my mind....

 

[kwselke]

So what was the original topic? I forget?

The original topic was tread drifting. As in... Drifting is a driving technique where the driver intentionally or unintentionally oversteers, causing loss of traction in the rear wheels or all tires, while maintaining control from entry to exit of a corner.