Annoyed at thread drift

[A10]

Wow, this must be on o' them collectable no-lock threads!

 

[Hillbilly77]

This thread is so busy, do you think they'd notice a political post?

 

[A10]

A muslim, a communist, and an illegal alien walk into a bar........

 

[Mickey D]

Wanna see my cat's butt?

*

 

[Jessie]

This has been great for snowed in cabin fever. A good mood lightener!
Now, where were we?
Oh yeah, I took FatTom's selfie and maximized it, then aimed it out the window and found that it will melt snow!

 

[kozmic]

I had a suppository once....but that was the 70's and everyone was experimenting in college so....

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Dave's not here.

Moderators are not allowed to make jokes or participate in fun threads.
Kinda like the nuns not being allowed to smile.

 

[Hillbilly77]

...but that was the 70's and everyone was experimenting in college so....

You were in college in the 70's?!
Man, you really are old!

 

[ChattanoogaPhil]

Hey -rags-, should we do a recount on Caj's points?

 

[bgrafsr]

I agree with you on that, I never cared for broccoli either.
Pete

Ehh, I love Broccoli, and really like Macadamia Nut sugar cookies!!!!!

 

[Jessie]

Moderators are not allowed to make jokes or participate in fun threads.
Kinda like the nuns not being allowed to smile.

Doh!! Did I really 'like' that?! What was I thinkin'?

 

[venomballistics]

Wow, this must be on o' them collectable no-lock threads!

yeah .. it might be that ... but if you feed it the wrong fodder .. it can still jam

 

[rburg]

This thread has gone far enough! I looked at the pix from old tex mex and even my wife things that's me, not him.. He's even got my shirt on. And my beard. And when did he steal my hat?

And back up to the banana bread recipe...When does the bourbon get mixed in, and how much?

 

[JonF]

As I've often said.........."A wet Bird, never flies at night."

 

[VPNAVY]

 

[bgrafsr]

Hey, I got a medical condition.

Well then, take something for it. The OP mentioned suppositories and lotion. That might work.

 

[handejector]

Bacon may go good with anything.

But there's nothing quite like Zamfir...

Sgt Lumpy

"The Lonely Shepherd"
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You know you set me up perfectly for a multitude of good jokes that are coming to mind so fast I can hardly process them, don't you?

Tha problem is, we got rules 'round here!

The Mods would be fighting over who gets to ding me.
I might even get banned. I'm not sure I can be banned.
Does anybody know?
If so, what would I have to do? Be specific.
I could use the relief.

(everybody else steer clear of the 'lonely shepherd' if your mind works like mine)

 

[jughed440]

Ginger, or Mary Ann??

 

[handejector]

Hey -rags-, should we do a recount on Caj's points?

recount?
Nah, I vote for bringin in the "Hanging Chad".

 

[Bekeart]

Does Band-Aid Count??

I might even get banned. I'm not sure I can be banned.
Does anybody know?

Does Band-Aid Count??

Do they come in gorilla skin colors??