Annoyed at thread drift

[rock doc]

When I was a kid growing up on my grandfather's dairy farm, I wanted to be a veterinarian when I grew up. But then one day I saw the vet in the barn with grand dad and the vet had his entire arm up to the shoulder in the cow's butt trying to undo some blockage. That was it for me.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

When I was a kid growing up on my grandfather's dairy farm, I wanted to be a veterinarian when I grew up. But then one day I saw the vet in the barn with grand dad and the vet had his entire arm up to the shoulder in the cow's butt trying to undo some blockage. That was it for me.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.....

 

[WuzzFuzz]

Don't knock it till you've tried it.....

Knock..Knock....


Who's there?

 

[kozmic]

When I was a kid growing up on my grandfather's dairy farm, I wanted to be a veterinarian when I grew up. But then one day I saw the vet in the barn with grand dad and the vet had his entire arm up to the shoulder in the cow's butt trying to undo some blockage. That was it for me.

So what was the blockage doc? The last vet's watch?

 

[bassgunner]

Just remember, two wrongs don't make a right...but three rights make a left.

 

[Fishslayer]

You can look at it like this way or like that, but on the other hand you have five fingers.

Four fingers and a thumb, actually.

Statistically that number will vary inversely with the number of years one works for the railroad...

 

[timn8er]

Don't knock it till you've tried it.....

So speaks the voice of experience...but from which side?

 

[steamloco76]

If a Gnome breaks wind in the forest of azure and there is no Travelocity does it still curl the troll's nose hair?

 

[rags]

If a Gnome breaks wind in the forest of azure and there is no Travelocity does it still curl the troll's nose hair?

Everyone knows that Gnomes don't break wind. Thus, they are short.

 

[BigBill]

A little squatch here, a little squatch there, here a squatch, there a squatch, everywhere a squatch, squatch.

I think there's a squatch out there......better beware.

 

[whitecoyote]

What about spatulas....
Doesn't anyone make a decent spatula anymore?

 

[BigBill]

Let's stop this topic drifting now......

 

[BigBill]

What about spatulas....
Doesn't anyone make a decent spatula anymore?

We would get beat as kids with wooden spoons. My older brother broke three of them on my mom boy did we get beat then.

 

[don5]

When I was a kid growing up on my grandfather's dairy farm, I wanted to be a veterinarian when I grew up. But then one day I saw the vet in the barn with grand dad and the vet had his entire arm up to the shoulder in the cow's butt trying to undo some blockage. That was it for me.

Did the vet have a good pressure washer handy?

 

[timn8er]

A little squatch here, a little squatch there, here a squatch, there a squatch, everywhere a squatch, squatch.

I think there's a squatch out there......better beware.

Except, of course, where there's a camera to get it in film.

 

[jimmib]

2 ducks before 2 ducks...2 ducks behind 2 ducks

 

[Frank46]

Caje, bet the cow was happy. Frank

 

[shouldazagged]

Where's Conrad Nagel when we need him?

As you were.

 

[RightArm]

Aggies? Me too, I can't stand them either.

 

[Hillbilly77]

Post 500!

I win again!!


(Didn't even have to cheat this time.)

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