Annoyed at thread drift
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Shooting Padre
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We must be at least three galaxies away from earth by now. Talk about drifting.
That just means y'all gotta step up.HEY, MODS!!
Snubby ain't playin' fair!
As of right now, he has 128 more posts than anybody else in this thread!
Don't forget the gif's.
An Army Lt. Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50%-50%.
A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the Private who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young man responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.
The Colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50%-50%.
A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the Private who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young man responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.
The Colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
vonn
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30-30 nice place to drift in!
Don't forget the gif's.
WAIT A MINUTE.... is this one of those Badger badger badger .....SNAKE things??????
mushroom, mushroom.WAIT A MINUTE.... is this one of those Badger badger badger .....SNAKE things??????
Snubby- congrats on 3000! You are killing me tonight with the jokes. I really liked the blonde joke on the other thread. The one with the dummy! That was funny!
Btw- I really like SRV and Hendrix too.
Btw- I really like SRV and Hendrix too.
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I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my bum and said,
"Give me your number, sexy."
I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes."
I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."
"Give me your number, sexy."
I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes."
I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."
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...........Snubby..........
Thanks, my wife's a home health care aid and she likes to give her clients a joke of the day.
I just pick the jokes out of her file.
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than do the men who mention it.
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