Annoyed at thread drift

[Salty RI]

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words:

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, "You're next, Chubby."

 

[TenTea]

Can't anyone in media pronounce *infrastructure* anymore?

Now, I can see that *infrared* is challenging, but come on!

infa infa infa? If one can say the word *from* then infra-structure ought not be so difficult.

Amirite?

 

[snubbyfan]

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words:

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, "You're next, Chubby."

With an Italian wife it's more like the difference between being really stupid and suicidal.

 

[vonn]

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words:

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, "You're next, Chubby."

I think snubbyfan put it mildly- staked out on a fire ant bed might be closer!

 

[soFlaNative]

Way back when the Italian wife was pregnant... Jeez talk about WalMart opening up another register REAL quick. She managed while keeping around a 3 on the crazy scale. I wish she did get loud. Would have been better warned when the boots, 2x4s and quarts of beer started sailing my way.

30+ years and wouldn't trade her for the world.

 

[snubbyfan]

Way back when the Italian wife was pregnant... Jeez talk about WalMart opening up another register REAL quick. She managed while keeping around a 3 on the crazy scale. I wish she did get loud. Would have been better warned when the boots, 2x4s and quarts of beer started sailing my way.

30+ years and wouldn't trade her for the world.

 

[soFlaNative]

Drifted home with semi-flooded roads. Did not need water-wings.

 

[rimfired]

For Walkin Jack. Worlds largest "bobber". Might help......

 

[vonn]

Wonder what he is fishin for. Hope he is drift fishing! Should catch something here.

 

[jumbeaux]

Men this is the S&W Forum...please limit your posts to related topics...I am looking for a set of N Frame Coke Bottle Grips for my Model...wait what oh no...Pepsi is now available with real sugar...

rick

 

[307-Niner]

 

[GtownGeorge]

So for a change of pace Why was the elephant wearing his yellow tennis shoes. wait for it......... his red one were in the wash.

How do you get 4 elephants in a VW?


Easy, 2 in front and 2 in the back.

 

[don5]

For Walkin Jack. Worlds largest "bobber". Might help......

Remember it is shark week on Nat Geo Channel!

 

[A10]

Why do all the elephant dentists live in Alabama? 'Cause in Alabama, the Tuskaloosa.......

 

[soFlaNative]

At least he wasn't in your pajamas.

Aannnd thank you Captain Spaulding!

Is my CTG OK for VW riding pachyderms?

 

[Mcwsky09]

Can't anyone in media pronounce *infrastructure* anymore?

Now, I can see that *infrared* is challenging, but come on!

infa infa infa? If one can say the word *from* then infra-structure ought not be so difficult.

Amirite?

And how about harass - even the dictionary.com audio now says harass or harris. The news all started pronouncing it harissment a number of years ago - not sure who started it.

 

[shouldazagged]

OH, NO! Those pesky meteorites have trashed your manure spreader AGAIN! You need NEW<click>

 

[mustangman]

When shooting upside down, I'm High/Right, do I need new sights?

 

[greenmachine]

I think it means you're jerking. Again.

 

[vonn]

Gotta send money today for hunting lease,still trying to get the big one! Not sure what CTG I am going to use this year.