Annoyed at thread drift

[vonn]

I got the German! I know nothing.

 

[Mcwsky09]

As Abe Lincoln once said: "A horse divided against itself cannot stand."

I thought it was "you can lead a horse to water, but have you ever tried to drown one of those suckers?"

 

[greenmachine]

No, "you can lead a horse to drink, but you can't make him water."

 

[steamloco76]

Four score and several beers ago....

 

[vonn]

Checking how far the drift has moved today,must have been a big football day. Texans 2 and 0,good start for the year.

 

[snubbyfan]

 

[TenTea]

{/snip}

The brother of the *Grand Ole Oprah* musta wrote that synopsis.

Drifting
On a sea of forgotten teardrops
On a lifeboat
Sailing for
Your love

Sailing home

Drifting
On a sea of old heartbreaks
On a lifeboat
Sailing for
Your love
Sailing home

Adding...(I know, we've all seen it before, but you gotta admit...the guy did it right! )

 

[Jessie]

The brother of the *Grand Ole Oprah* musta wrote that synopsis.

Drifting
On a sea of forgotten teardrops
On a lifeboat
Sailing for
Your love

Sailing home

Drifting
On a sea of old heartbreaks
On a lifeboat
Sailing for
Your love
Sailing home

Adding...(I know, we've all seen it before, but you gotta admit...the guy did it right! )

That's the first Ba-K47 I've ever seen.

 

[vonn]

As reported by the liberal media That is funny!

 

[jell-dog]

As reported by the liberal media That is funny!

And I thought The Wizard Of Oz was just a children's story

 

[jell-dog]

Just drifted in to see what condition my condition was in

 

[pmosley]

Maybe I can paint over that.......


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[GaryS]

It might buff out.

Maybe I can paint over that.......


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[snubbyfan]

 

[geddylee10002000]

Bacon.... What's wrong with bacon or it's fat?

Was making some fried chicken & mashed taters the other day. Normally I boil the taters until done, add milk, salt, pepper, butter, a bit chicken bullion. Since I save my bacon fat in the fridge for occasions I decided to add a couple of dollops of bacon fat to it. Yumm....

 

[snubbyfan]

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you?
He said, 'Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night. ' The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night .'
The third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly ex-Navy man; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. ' Good morning,' he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what happened?'

He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night...

 

[williamlayton]

LAST WARNING---Get back on topic or this will be locked.
Blessings

 

[vonn]

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you?
He said, 'Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night. ' The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night .'
The third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly ex-Navy man; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. ' Good morning,' he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what happened?'

He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night...

Sounds like my deer camp,you really gotta keep your eye on some of those guys! Should have seen the show the night a rattler showed up in one of the bedrooms. Large rifles ready to blow the place apart,funniest thing ever.

 

[1echo77]

I have a potential post, it's 42 meters long. Worthy of reading I assure you. But I feel I should be asking permission...

 

[GtownGeorge]

I have a potential post, it's 42 meters long. Worthy of reading I assure you. But I feel I should be asking permission...

How about Cliff Notes version?

 

[1echo77]

Can't do it. It's a story that needs to be read in its entirety. IMHO, it is the greatest short story ever written

 

[steamloco76]

I have a pile of posts stored in my carport which are 4in x 4 in x 8 ft, never saw a 42 meter (136 ft or so) long post. Where do you get such a long post?

 

[1echo77]

I have a pile of posts stored in my carport which are 4in x 4 in x 8 ft, never saw a 42 meter (136 ft or so) long post. Where do you get such a long post?

Cutta velly long anna velly tin...

 

[snubbyfan]

 

[jell-dog]

NO GUNS!!



NO GUNS ALLOWED

 

[roarindan]

QUOTE...."93 percent of all online quotes are made up" end quote,,Abe Lincoln

 

[TenTea]

If today was tomorrow, yesterday...then today will be yesterday, tomorrow.

yep yep

 

[timjake]

zzzzz...ZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZ....<snort> huh? Someone say something?

 

[Jessie]

No, go back to sleep.

 

[GtownGeorge]

# is a pound sign!!!!!