A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the photo, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a photo of Ahmal.
Her husband responds,
"They're TWINS!!
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal!!"
Think you've got it bad? I have to hear this stuff all the time!