I never realized that wildebeest were such a problem in Middle Tennessee?! Maybe you could import a lion pride to keep them in check...unless you already have some lions & they're lazy. Since the penguins chances of world domination have passed, I have a few thousand standing around looking for something to do. I could send a couple bus loads you're way. Once they run out of ammo you'll have to supply them, plus bus fare back to Texas. Let me know...
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I never realized that wildebeest were such a problem in Middle Tennessee?! Maybe you could import a lion pride to keep them in check...unless you already have some lions & they're lazy. Since the penguins chances of world domination have passed, I have a few thousand standing around looking for something to do. I could send a couple bus loads you're way. Once they run out of ammo you'll have to supply them, plus bus fare back to Texas. Let me know...
If that garbage ever got close to me I'd have to introduce it to some .38 p+.
Well the good news is, I'm down 8 pounds. From 211 to 203. The bad news is, I've got 13 to go.
I'd like to get down to 190 but I'd rather get back down to 180.
I'd like to get down to 190 but I'd rather get back down to 180.
jell-dog
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pawngal!
Lutefisk smothered in white sauce!
YumYum Yummy
A truly great dinner in Mi-Ne-So-Ta!!
You don't know what you are missing
(i can say that, my grand-parents from Sweeden had it every Easter!!
).38P+ not needed
It should already be dead and cooked!
At least the aroma says it is!
BigCityChief
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Happy Easter, DRIFTERS!!
boatme99
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I tried a pride of lions. They got bored waiting for wildebii season, living on poodles and college students, and kept whigneing about wanting gnu food.
I got a colony of del Fuego fingered penguins to eliminate the lions. Turns out, the Penguins were exiled for gambling, and lost a brutal game of Chemin De Fer to the pride. As penalty, the got sent to Kafiristan, where they're now assembling knock off Rolex Submariners.
Then I saw a Craigslist ad for a shrewdness of apes. Ordered them, sicced 'em on the lions and waited. They got rid of the pride, alright. But then they started flinging poo. Time to go.
I got deal from a guy with a broken down semi on a shiver of sharks. How could I lose? The lasers were 1st gen Russian and didn't work. The whole shiver swam off to Sweden.
So now I just let the whole obstinancy of wildebii come in, stomp the flingers, and eat the croci and muscari.
Sometimes your better off just leaving the heck alone.
vonn
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Missed the evening drift,was busy cutting grass ,weed eating,blowing,etc. took me until dark. Drifting off topic had a talk with a young Army officer ,West Point educated,yesterday that made me think that we are not retaining enough of our professional military at this time . They are what keeps us safe from the bad guys and we need to retain all the good ones we can.
BigCityChief
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I've searched and searched in the Hand Ejector forum, but I still cant' find that definitive "Guns of the Three Stooges" post that I know must be there. Can anyone point me to a link?
boatme99
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Nice day to hit a few!
Time to get away from these pesty Easter Day events!
Ooh, weed hockey!
Enjoy your day on the links!
BigCityChief
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I am on facebook...don't hate me. I posted a little quip about wondering what would be the topic of today's sermon. There's nothing quite like someone at church telling you that you left the "r" out of "sermon." Nope...not awkward at all.
Just pretend this is witty.
Just pretend this is witty.
boatme99
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Uh oh........
My wife happens to like my head right where it is.Wanna lose 20 lbs. of ugly fat?
Actually the human head averages only 11 pounds.
Wanna lose 20 lbs. of ugly fat?
Reminds me of a conversation I overheard recently: "I'm fat and you're ugly! I'm going to diet. What are you going to do?
Here's something for the people that remember that this was a song before it was hamburgled! Just makes my blood boil whenever I see that ad!
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P29E7YYMD7o[/ame]
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P29E7YYMD7o[/ame]
Oh my... I'm laffin.mi.a.. off. Can't do that too much.
Well, I wouldn't mind losin' some of my a... I ate way too much of the piggy's.
Mmmmmm. Maple sugar glazed. I do luuuuuuv fresh ham.
And potatoes au gratin. Homemade applesauce. Wicked good imported German saurkraut (made with white wine).
No eggs. No peeps. Yup. No peeps.
I gotta go get some hand lotion. I've been cookin'
and cleanin' most of the day, and all the dishwashin's made my hands terribly dry.
Nighty-night, Drifters.
P.S. If you had an indoor egghunt today, Make sure you've found ALL of them before you go to bed.
A leftover could hatch into the last pic of post 8485.
Well, I wouldn't mind losin' some of my a... I ate way too much of the piggy's.
Mmmmmm. Maple sugar glazed. I do luuuuuuv fresh ham.
And potatoes au gratin. Homemade applesauce. Wicked good imported German saurkraut (made with white wine).
No eggs. No peeps. Yup. No peeps.
I gotta go get some hand lotion. I've been cookin'
and cleanin' most of the day, and all the dishwashin's made my hands terribly dry.
Nighty-night, Drifters.
P.S. If you had an indoor egghunt today, Make sure you've found ALL of them before you go to bed.
A leftover could hatch into the last pic of post 8485.
BigCityChief
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Drifting off for the night - early start tomorrow with 8500 in sight!
Good Night All!
Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick It's great though. It provides me with everything i need -
KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot.."
Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick It's great though. It provides me with everything i need -
KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot.."
BigCityChief
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Back to work after a peaceful weekend - no attacks by killer rabbits, BORG Penguin hit men, or rabid squirrels. Thank goodness for well armed garden gnomes!
BigCityChief
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OK - WHERE IS THE SPRING WEATHER??!!
33°F in my neck of the woods this morning[emoji15]
33°F in my neck of the woods this morning[emoji15]
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