jell-dog
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I saw this and thought of the DRIFTERS here!!
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I saw this and thought of the DRIFTERS here!!
jell-dog
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jell-dog
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Let the line of least resistance lead me on
Let you heart, let your heart lead you on
Let you heart, let your heart lead you on
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Saw a deer trying to cross the road today.
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jell-dog
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I can't bear it anymore,
TIME FOR BED!!!
TIME FOR BED!!!
This guy wins the lottery and decides to buy the nicest car he could find. He buys a Ferrari.
It went 320 mph, had a V-12 engine, and went from 0-60 in 3 seconds. He thought nobody would be able to pass him.
He decided to show his car off around town. He approaches a stoplight and at that stoplight came an old guy on a bicycle.
The old guy says, "Nice car you have there can I take a look inside." The man says, "Sure look around all you want."
When the old guy came out he said the car was all right. The guy who owned the Ferrari was miffed. His car was more than all right.
So he decides to show the old man what his car could do. When the light turned green the man accelerated to 140 mph.
Just as the guy thought he had lost the old man he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. It was the old guy on the bicycle!
The bicycle passed the Ferrari. The guy in the Ferrari was like "No way." He then sped up to 240 mph and dusted the bicycle.
But just as the guy in the Ferrari thought he had it made he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. It was the old guy on the bicycle!
The bicycle passed him again. The guy in the Ferrari was getting mad, how could a bicycle do this? The guy then said, "That's it" and floored it.
He blazed past the old man going 320 mph. The guy in the Ferrari said "There's no way he can pass me now." But just as he said that he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. It was the old guy on the bicycle.
There was nothing the guy in the Ferrari could do. He was going as fast as he could. But this time the guy on the bicycle didn't pass him; it hit the back of his car.
The guy in the Ferrari stopped immediately and ran to the old man. Amazingly the old man was still alive. The guy asked the old man if there was anything he could do. The old man replied, "Unhook my suspenders off of your mirror."
It went 320 mph, had a V-12 engine, and went from 0-60 in 3 seconds. He thought nobody would be able to pass him.
He decided to show his car off around town. He approaches a stoplight and at that stoplight came an old guy on a bicycle.
The old guy says, "Nice car you have there can I take a look inside." The man says, "Sure look around all you want."
When the old guy came out he said the car was all right. The guy who owned the Ferrari was miffed. His car was more than all right.
So he decides to show the old man what his car could do. When the light turned green the man accelerated to 140 mph.
Just as the guy thought he had lost the old man he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. It was the old guy on the bicycle!
The bicycle passed the Ferrari. The guy in the Ferrari was like "No way." He then sped up to 240 mph and dusted the bicycle.
But just as the guy in the Ferrari thought he had it made he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. It was the old guy on the bicycle!
The bicycle passed him again. The guy in the Ferrari was getting mad, how could a bicycle do this? The guy then said, "That's it" and floored it.
He blazed past the old man going 320 mph. The guy in the Ferrari said "There's no way he can pass me now." But just as he said that he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. It was the old guy on the bicycle.
There was nothing the guy in the Ferrari could do. He was going as fast as he could. But this time the guy on the bicycle didn't pass him; it hit the back of his car.
The guy in the Ferrari stopped immediately and ran to the old man. Amazingly the old man was still alive. The guy asked the old man if there was anything he could do. The old man replied, "Unhook my suspenders off of your mirror."
Driftin' Drifter At Large
Well folks, I got my first genuine "infraction" two days ago (posting chain email.......not gonna belabor or contest it). So..............now do I get a special "belly up" place at the Drifters' Bar?
Or..........are y'all gonna shun me?
Well folks, I got my first genuine "infraction" two days ago (posting chain email.......not gonna belabor or contest it). So..............now do I get a special "belly up" place at the Drifters' Bar?
Or..........are y'all gonna shun me?
Hey! I'm here!
I'm heeeeeere...
Anybody?
Oh. It's later than I thought. Mebbe y'all all wents to beds already. I'm sittin' here trying to do two things quietly.
Laugh and type. My Drifter's tucked in sleepy-night-night.
Shhhhhhh. Heeheeheehee!!! tapp taptap tappa tap. Heeheeeee.
I'm headed for dreamland soon too. T'marra's FRIday!
Happy 11111 !
Oh, and I spent lottsa years on my CB, talkin' with nice truck drivers of the Southerly persuasion.
Could be that's the influence my y'alls come from.
(My handle's "Shortstack". )
Good night, Gracie.
I'm heeeeeere...
Anybody?
Oh. It's later than I thought. Mebbe y'all all wents to beds already. I'm sittin' here trying to do two things quietly.
Laugh and type. My Drifter's tucked in sleepy-night-night.
Shhhhhhh. Heeheeheehee!!! tapp taptap tappa tap. Heeheeeee.
I'm headed for dreamland soon too. T'marra's FRIday!
Happy 11111 !
Oh, and I spent lottsa years on my CB, talkin' with nice truck drivers of the Southerly persuasion.
Could be that's the influence my y'alls come from.
(My handle's "Shortstack". )
Good night, Gracie.
First infraction? Rookie.Well folks, I got my first genuine "infraction" two days ago (posting chain email.......not gonna belabor or contest it). So..............now do I get a special "belly up" place at the Drifters' Bar?
Or..........are y'all gonna shun me?
Well folks, I got my first genuine "infraction" two days ago (posting chain email.......not gonna belabor or contest it). So..............now do I get a special "belly up" place at the Drifters' Bar?
Or..........are y'all gonna shun me?
Half stepper!
Ummmm...did I miss anything?
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