Anybody here have an attack dog?

[tengaugemike]

Here's some pics of mine he'll take a leg right off..LOL

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[moosedog]

Fearsome is the only way I can describe your attack dog sir.

You should see my 10 year old Black Lab attack his bowl of food in the morning.

 

[arjay]

Mines hiding under the bed.Just back from the beauty parlor with a nice poofy 80s style do.Females are so self conscious about new hairstyles ....

 

[Mule Packer]

Yep. She's my little Border Collie named Patsy. You really gotta be careful around her...she'll lick you to death.

 

[therevjay]

My Yellow lab will attack any thing edible. But if you REALLY want to see an attack, peel a banana within 200 yds or so of her . (even if she's sound asleep) I swear this dog loves bananas more then any monkey does.

 

[diamonback68]

My black Lab Sophie is a GREAT alarm dog, but if you get past the door she'll just lick you to death. What a coward.

 

[4barrel]

Harley trash

He will chew your hubcap off & bite your chain into & clean the cats liter box in the same trip.

 

[madd matt]

I tell people my old english sheepdog loves kids.
He just doesn't think he can finish a whole one!
Really he is just a lover.

 

[timn8er]

Well tengaugemike, I'm well aware of the old saying "Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog". But...I don't know, he does look like he could work an ankle or a kneecap to death.

 

[Mike McLellan]

She's resting right now, after fighting off an angry bear cub. Alaska dogs got a reputation.

 

[4011]

I had one but she and I divorced!

 

[LouisianaJoe]

They like to sit on top of the couch and bark at anything that moves outside. Their motto is bark first, lick latter.

 

[seadoubleyou]

Here's three of my kids. Don't tell the one in the middle that he's adopted, he doesn't know.
CW

 

[gdnagle]

Here's mine note how she keeps an eye on everything. Don't let her laid back manner fool you she can hear the deer when they look into our window and just starts a barkin'. She really is a good watch- attack dog. And she will go after the deer and chaseém off, I just have to watch so they don't step on her. She want 's nothing on our property, mail people, UPS, deer groundhogs, ferial cats, birds you name it she will go after it.

 

[36general]

I have a few vicious animals...

Here is Frankie teaching Simon, the 10 wk pup, the finer art of killing stuffed bears

 

[Wyatt Burp]

Just don't make eye contact with Heather and she might not rip your juggler vein out.

 

[Gunslinger808]

This is Grrr (yes that's his name) Destroyer of Worlds.
The only known way to stop him is with a Sunbeam.
100 pounds of lazy.

 

[shouldazagged]

Neighbor of mine has a very cool little Pomeranian name of Charlie. Charlie is an attack dog, but his attacks are of an amorous nature.

The dog will hump architecture. Trains drive him crazy--he wants to catch one and hump it.

Singleminded as an avalanche.

 

[4barrel]

They like to sit on top of the couch and bark at anything that moves outside. Their motto is bark first, lick latter.

Long as you don't claim the one on the left as a border collie

 

[finesse_r]

I have a poser attack dog. She is a German Shepherd that barks, growls, and in all ways acts like an attack dog. If that does not work her next move is to flip over on her back and give up.

Her act is pretty good. It fools anyone that does not know what a pet slut she is. I have never had a GSD that like to be petted as much as this one. Still she is a great watch dog, just no kind of guard or attack dog.

 

[rwsmith]

Two attack dogs

I have two big attack dogs that will greet anybody that comes in the house with tail wags and begging to be petted.

 

[slabside2]

If Dino likes you he'll lick you to death. And if he don't well you know

 

[Comrad]

Yorkshire Terrier known for viciously attacking ankles with barking, yelping and crying when anyone leaves the house.

 

[Toyman]

Here are a pair of Yorkies waiting for me to come up basement steps so I can stop and be on their level and let them attack me

 

[Road Rat]

Now, here is BAD................

 

[cussedemgun]

You say attack?

My Sara can take a leg off ya in a heart beat

Chicken leg that is, if it's left with-in her reach.

 

[Marshwheeling]

Four dogs, none of them are attack dogs. But my dust bunnies are attack rabbits.

 

[Model 19 6"]

We have a Jack russell terrorist. You knock or ring the door bell you will think wrong house. If the door gets opened he is a lover. Same with car.

 

[Karnivore]

This is Chopper, my attack dog.

We bathe him weekly to wash the blood and guts off of him. Then he goes into his guard shack to rest up some, but still ready to pounce if the need arises.

He now has his own HK USP .45 with a tac light for night ops. The problem is that the HK weighs more than Chopper!

Love that little guy!

 

[GKC]

MY dog was a lover, not a fighter. Well, he did "attack" stuffed toys that squeaked! He never knew a stranger, and had absolutely the best personality I've ever known in a dog. He was always happy! I miss him so very much.



My wife has two Chihuahuas, who I swear descended from an especially bad tempered race of rats. They think they are 150 pound werewolves! Here's a picture of them in their winter gear, looking for something to slaughter: