COLLUSION SUSPECTED

[OLDNAVYMCPO]

I'm pretty sure that there is some collusion going on between my old body and the recliner. Seems like every day, after lunch, I can sit in that recliner, kick back and my eyes automatically close. I fall into a deep slumber for a half-hour or more. Its gotta be some kind of conspiracy. I think this may require further investigation, might even have to appoint a special counsel or such. Shucks, subpoenas might even be required of Lazy-boy.

 

[AJ]

It not so much the collusion as the Off Switch in your butt. Or so the wife tells me.

 

[GaryS]

I suspect that the leather seating surface of my Lazy Boy recliner is infused with Ativan. That's what's really in "Conditioning Kit" that they sell.

 

[hardcase60]

It's my firm belief that the collusion is not between your backside and the recliner but between all recliner manufacturers. I have owned several different well known brands, in leather and fabric, they all have the same predisposed mission to make me take an afternoon nap. Today was no exception.
hardcase60

 

[phantomcycle]

I broke my lazy boy and had to switch over to a old stand by my worn out couch I've found out that by positioning my couch 10 ft 2 inches from the big screen TV and laying my head on a pillow and closing my eye lids that there no holes in my eye lids I've done this almost every day to verify that no new holes have developed in my eye lids thank goodness

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[rburg]

Y'all are foolish. No reason to try to fight it. Give in. Its going to eventually win anyhow. I'm an expert on the subject. Some days it even takes over in the mid-morning. Or in the evening when a stupid sitcom comes on. If my wife has passed out on the couch, I just turn the TV off. But I still pass out myself. And I don't care.

 

[S42N8]

Fight it! Do not go softly into that good dark nap.

OK, who am I kidding. Where I work, there a couple of meetings at 2pm... big conference room, semi-circle main table, with stadium seating for the minions. It's not uncommon to see a few folks doze off, then wake a few minutes later. As for me, never happened. Nosiree, not me. Nope! The few times I was accused of doing so, I countered with the trusty facepalm story.

Truth be told, them stadium seats are right comfortable.

 

[Dennis The B]

OK, Master Chief. Your body and mind are telling you to sleep. Do not disobey them. They know much better than you, your sleep needs. The smoking lamp is out!!

All kidding aside, after you stop working the "grind", your body starts to revert back to its natural sleep habits.

Until the Industrial Revolution, we didn't sleep all night. We slept when we got sleepy, and woke up when rested. Sometimes that was during the night, or early morning, even the middle of the day. The regimentation of work is what changed our habits, and not our bodies. You're just normal.

Now close your eyes, Orpheus calls.

 

[Iggy]

When I was a wee lad, I heard a guy tell my Dad that there seemed to be more in the newspaper that there had been when he was young.

I didn't understand what he was talking about until the last few years.

Now I have to agree with him.

 

[jeffsmith]

Recliners Alone are not only Suspect

I have been know to Fall Asleep in my Office Chair

 

[snubbyfan]

While I don't generally nap during the day. I do know that when I sit on my recliner I have a heck of a time prying my behind back offa it.

 

[Richard M]

I fall asleep way faster in my recliner than I do in my bed.

 

[JohnRippert]

I used to do that every afternoon when I got home from work. Kick back in my LaZBoy with a camp pillow behind my neck and snooze for 30-45 minutes. Nice power nap that got me ready for dinner. These days I just crawl into bed for a 2 hour nap after lunch, on weekends or when I am on vacation.

 

[Bugkiller99]

Naps are highly underrated. I plan on testing that premise a soon as I retire.

Was going to start now, but the Boss frowns on it. Go figure.

 

[jlrhiner]

I tell my wife that our family room gets overtaken by an odorless, tasteless gas that causes memory loss, lack of production and general snacking after a moderate nap.

Its really a mystery.

 

[Abbynormal]

Yer gittin o!de!

 

[Frank46]

The wife and I were in Barnes and Noble looking for books. I head to the magazine rack find what I want and sit in one of those o so comfortable chairs. I dozed off and hadn't quite reached the snoring stage when my wife woke me up. And those chairs are comfortable. Frank

 

[retiredbadge8091]

We used to find that a lay down blind in an alfalfa field at 7:00 in the morning had an equal effect. That first honk of a Canada coming into the spread would usually act as an alarm clock, however, and your nap was definitely over.

 

[fordson]

Yep. Ain't retirement great! Companies should give recliners instead of gold watches as a parting retirement gift. More useful then a watch.

 

[Breakaway500]

Since I'm a big guy, I bought the Beast recliner from Cabelas. It's camo in color..and if I wear my camo coveralls..the wife doesn't even know I'm in it. Hiding in plain sight..