GOOD One Liners - or even not so good ...

[Bekeart]

I know this esteemed group will have several to add ...

I am so out of shape that I can't even have athlete's foot.

 

[Kevin J.]

One I us almost everyday.

"Common sense isn't that common"

 

[Comrad]

If it cost 10 cents to go around the world, I couldn't get out of sight.

 

[HoleCarder]

There is no such thing as a hopeless situation.

Just hopeless people in situations.

 

[jscheck]

Working around here is like working in a bowl of granola. What ain't fruits and nuts is flakes! (Glad I'm a nut.)

 

[flyerdoc]

I am in shape...round is a shape...

 

[Old Seabee]

Joke

Prayer is the best way to meet the Lord - Trespassing is faster !

 

[Old Seabee]

No Trespassing

I own Firearms and a backhoe

 

[dave holl]

A sleeping fox catches no poultry.


The used key is always bright.


Let a smile be your umbrella, if you like to gargle rain.

 

[perryhd]

Hindsight is 20-20

If my brain was gasoline I couldn't start an ants moped.

 

[Iggy]

The more I'm around people, the better I like sheep, and I hate sheep.

 

[snuffy51]

"Keep your words soft and sweet, you never know when you'll have to eat 'em".

 

[snuffy51]

"You don't have to be crazy to be here, but it helps".

 

[snuffy51]

"Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird butt".

 

[nodpete]

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most !

 

[snuffy51]

For complainers, "If you can't hack it, get your jacket".

 

[snuffy51]

"Ain't this fun".

 

[TheHobbyist]

" I'm pregnant"...

 

[fiasconva]

Don't ever miss an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.

 

[427mach1]

I still have a great memory, I just don't always get same-day service like I used to.