If he/she had to haul *** it'd take two trips.
GOOD One Liners - or even not so good ...
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CATI1835
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Better to say nothing and have people think you a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Texas Star
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From a Robt. C. Ruark book set during the Mau-Mau Emergency in then-colonial Kenya. A cop is beating a suspect's feet with a stick.
"Confession is good for the soles."
"Confession is good for the soles."
Your month is going like a whippoorwill's *** in choke cherry time
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Of all the people I know, I like my dog the best
It's always darkest before it gets TOTALLY BLACK..
cougar14
US Veteran
Your brain in your skull is like a BB in a boxcar!
dav2no1
Member
Remember..there's no stupid questions
...just stupid people!
...just stupid people!
kozmic
Member
We have plenty of gun control. What we need is better idiot control.
Old Seabee
US Veteran
Yo
He has Big boots , Big hat , No cattle
He has Big boots , Big hat , No cattle
Double-O-Dave
US Veteran
Words are like bullets, once you pull the trigger, you can't call 'em back.
They don't put folks in jail for singing too loud in church.
The best fight was the one you were never in.
If you can do it, it ain't braggin'.
(I've got more, but just can't think of them at the moment.)
Regards,
Dave
They don't put folks in jail for singing too loud in church.
The best fight was the one you were never in.
If you can do it, it ain't braggin'.
(I've got more, but just can't think of them at the moment.)
Regards,
Dave
The only one's that don't change there minds sometimes are a Fool and a Mule.
625-7
Member
Genius has its limits but there is no end to stupidity
open mouth insert foot
take my wife, please
open mouth insert foot
take my wife, please
Jack Flash
Member
He pays as much mind to wise advice as a hog does to Sunday.
Don't let your mouth outtalk your hardware.
Don't let your mouth outtalk your hardware.
Old Seabee
US Veteran
Yo
Put up or shut up
Put up or shut up
