"Does driving a Ford Crown Vic make me an old man? "
As long as it doesn't have anti static straps hanging from the bottom and those mail order bubble wrap lookin' seat covers in it,,,might be OK.
..And don't wear those giant wrap-around plastic sunglasses that scream 'I can't really see,,but I'm still driving anyway' while operating.
That's an instant 'I'm an old guy' indicator.
I think you'll be OK..