Help me solve an argument: Does driving a Ford Crown Vic make me an old man?

"Does driving a Ford Crown Vic make me an old man? "

As long as it doesn't have anti static straps hanging from the bottom and those mail order bubble wrap lookin' seat covers in it,,,might be OK.

..And don't wear those giant wrap-around plastic sunglasses that scream 'I can't really see,,but I'm still driving anyway' while operating.
That's an instant 'I'm an old guy' indicator.

I think you'll be OK..
 
I owned and drove a Crown Vic for about 4 years. Great car, had legs when you wanted to move and just looked great. My wife called it the mafia staff car. Had a huge trunk could stuff all sorts of stuff in it. Cost me $1200 when the tranny gave up the ghost. Sold it not too long after that. Frank
 
Yes, the Crown Vic makes you and Old man. Listen to the misses and ditch the taxi/cop car.
May I suggest a "rich old man car" Cadillac or Lincoln. I've gone from Ford to Mercury to Cadillac to Lincoln. The leather, chrome, wood trim and power everything will realy spoil you.

I would really like a new muscle car(Ford V8 Pony) for youth and fun!
 
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