Lost Wives….Just a Joke.

[Kevin J.]

Two guys, one old timer and one in his mid 20's, are pushing their carts around Lowe's when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's a funny coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old timer says, "Doesn't matter--let's look for yours."

 

[Kevin J.]

Update. I eventually found my wife in Lowes, but now "we" have all new bathroom and kitchen fixtures to install.

 

[soFlaNative]

Losing a wife is very tough. Some may say even impossible.

 

[WR Moore]

No it's not, but it can be very expensive.

 

[gunzo]

Can't locate your wife in a big store?

Just find a hot young woman & start talking to her. Your wife will quickly appear.

 

[mike4sigs]

Can't locate your wife in a big store?

Just find a hot young woman & start talking to her. Your wife will quickly appear.

or an EX-Girlfriend

 

[shell627]

I once lost track of my wife in New Orleans on Bourbon st.While looking I was flagged down by a stripper wearing next to nothing. Not wanting to be rude I stopped to talk.After less than a minute I felt a hand on my shoulder.Yep my wife found me.