MESSAGE FROM THE GREAT APE

[BigBill]

I will try my best to uphold the rules to respect the people here and the integrity of the forum.

 

[Nevada Ed]

Dirty pictures.................
here is one that I have.

Mama was not happy that day........................

 

[NCTexan]

Thanks for keeping this forum a reasonable place. I'm certainly no prude and need to mind my mouth at times (as reminded by my wife).

I come here often to get away from TV (especially so called reality shows) where the nitwits can't express themselves without multiple "BEEPS" punctuating every sentence. Am I supposed to be impressed by someone with potty mouth?

I'm not. Save those words and use them sparingly, wisely and where they will mean something. (It's certainly not here.)

 

[Hellraiser]

Have to admit... I sometimes use rather obtuse country-sayin's... that I probly shouldn't. Heck... I'm chocked full of 'em... and don't even realize they're that crude unless I get my woman to take a look-see. I'll try to do better.

 

[eyegots2no]

****** **** ******* *****! ****** ****** ******> ****** ****! *** ****** **** **** **** *******!

****.

 

[arjay]

Every now and then I just can't resist one of those softballs that gets launched [emoji51]

 

[Mydogmax]

Marines never use profanity.

 

[Crypto]

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[erj_pilot]

This is my Forum. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My Forum is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My Forum, without me, is useless. Without my Forum, I am useless.

 

[ImprovedModel56Fan]

This is my Forum. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My Forum is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My Forum, without me, is useless. Without my Forum, I am useless.

Haven't been there, haven't done that. But I got the shirt!

 

[the ringo kid]

Is cartoon language allowed toshow others what a 2 ton anvil landing on your big toe feels like? Something like: !@# $%#!! #^$&*!!!

 

[Engineer1911]

Job Performance Review

I think ditrina had his annual performance review with the Big Gorilla, and things did not go as planned. Orders are down, production costs increasing, lower sales, bad spelling, repeated profanity, girly pictures all caused a below average rating.

There won't be any pay raise this year either. And he was so filled with enthusiasm when he applied for the Mod Position . Who would believe that a fun filled, humorous firearms forum could be just like Corporate America. There is a difference between candidate / applicant and member of management .

ditrina,

Thank you for what you do to maintain the quality and integrity of this Forum -- it is the BEST!

 

[Andy Griffith]

Did y'all add "yankees" to the bad word list?

 

[Grayfox]

Dadgummit! I missed out on the good stuff again?

 

[boatme99]

Did y'all add "yankees" to the bad word list?

Watch it, Andy.
You are from North Georgia.

 

[Moonman]

Sal,
The Great Ape didn't condemn your FOOD PORN PHOTOS to did he?

 

[Hillbilly77]

****** **** ******* *****! ****** ****** ******> ****** ****! *** ****** **** **** **** *******!

****.

^^^^^^^

Looks like we got us another Cowboys fan here.

 

[Rastoff]

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Especially with your screen name, this is classic! Well said!

 

[Kinman]

OK...I get it, its like talking with a few buddies on an elevator that just happens to have an old lady on it.

 

[Bekeart]

OK...I get it, its like talking with a few buddies on an elevator that just happens to have an old lady on it.

Is that the old lady with gas problems and floral deodorant spray ? ?

I could have resisted, but I didn't try very hard.