Apparently, pina coladas sounded like bean enchaladas to my wife 

"Dirty deeds done with sheep"
Actual ~ Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap. AC/DC
Bob Rivers actually has that song on Youtube.
"Havein' trouble with your barnyard friends
You got a thing for ewes... "
First time I heard it I about spewed my coffee!
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When I was a kid, I had a friend who thought part of the lyrics in "Jingle Bells" were "oh what fun it is to ride in one whore's open sleigh".
The other is from Jefferson Airplane or Jefferson Starship. From the song, Jet Airliner. I could swear the line that said: ''that funky ship going down in the city'' actually used another word for ship. 10 cookies if y'all can figgered what that word is?![]()
That's from Steve Miller. He DOES say "that" word. It gets bleeped on the radio...
No one has mentioned the song who's ACTUAL lyrics are, "revved up like a deuce"!
Yep, we all know that one!
One of the funniest lyrics spoof I've seen is this one of the Bee Gee's How Deep is Your Love....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qDZMjN3EOM
How about what I thought for years was "In a Garden of Eden"
Steve W