Sebago Son
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Your my type of person, impressing people with the basic things in life
I'd have a Narragansett with ya.
Nasty-gansett? Rather go PBR thanks...
My girlfriend butchers eggs
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Nasty-gansett? Rather go PBR thanks...
CAJUNLAWYER
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I think at your age, it would be cheaper to rent.That so? Dick, How much are you payin' for girlfriends down your way?
fat tom
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...I think at your age, it would be cheaper to rent.
If it flys, floats or....oh, nevermind.........
ohiobuckeye
Member
I'm guessing the girl friend probably has sufficient talent in enough other areas to offset the nit picky egg problem.
fat tom
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Not too many anymore.... I'm having them made into a quilt.
I'd have thought a hot air balloon.
f.t.
COL Jagdog
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Looks kind of like the SAPI plate (small arms protective insert) in my body armor -- and probably just as hard.
Jyezahn
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Mickey D
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Nasty-gansett? Rather go PBR thanks...
Darn near a calendar pose right there.
Mickey D
Member
As for the eggs, Have her use a metal cookie cutter to contain the egg while cooking. Easy peasy.
Wanted, Girlfriend with Boat, can cook, clean and have sex at any time.
Send picture of cooked eggs, scrambled, sunny side up and over easy.
Send picture of cooked eggs, scrambled, sunny side up and over easy.
carpriver
US Veteran
When my wife asks how I want my eggs I reply, Cooked and on a plate, Thank you; it just a bit easier that way. She cooks I don't complain.
I for one, like my fried eggs over medium. Over easy is a movie term, in that if you actually want over easy eggs, you get runny whites as well. That's disgusting. I only want my yolk runny. You can keep your Salmonella-laden runny egg whites.
Fishslayer
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I would eat it and say "thank you."
That looks like it would go great on a muffin with a slice of cheese.
I cook 'em that way all the time. You just flip the eggs with a spatula. Whites get cooked, yokes stay runny, just the way my wife likes 'em.
That looks like it would go great on a muffin with a slice of cheese.
I cook 'em that way all the time. You just flip the eggs with a spatula. Whites get cooked, yokes stay runny, just the way my wife likes 'em.
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Sebago Son
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Calander Pic..
Was 12 above and the sun wasn't quite up yet... too cold to take my clothes off... and if I did, I wouldn't have anything to show for it....
Was 12 above and the sun wasn't quite up yet... too cold to take my clothes off... and if I did, I wouldn't have anything to show for it....
I would eat it and say "thank you."
That looks like it would go great on a muffin with a slice of cheese.
I cook 'em that way all the time. You just flip the eggs with a spatula. Whites get cooked, yokes stay runny, just the way my wife likes 'em.
+1! It works for me too.
Along with some Tabasco, of course...feralmerril
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If you leave this on your computer and she see`s it she will be replaceing you!
labworm
US Veteran
Ah, PBR, I hope you don't break out in song if someone asks you "What Do You Have"
eggs for breakfast mmmmm good.... I had two up with hotcakes this morning and made me a pancake sandwich. tomorrow maybe a Denver omelet with plenty of tabasco. eggs I like em....don't look at em eat em.....
labworm
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kozmic
Member
Just imagine your next room mate/chef as a 450 pound guy named Junior with questionable hygiene and lax grooming habits.
Tell me how dems eggs are tastin' now!
Tell me how dems eggs are tastin' now!
feralmerril
Absent Comrade
That last comment reminds me of a story a friend told me years ago. He was in the army and seen a cook stirring mashed potatoes and his nose was running in the mixture as he stirred it! My friend busted his nose!
Scrambled with Szynka not bad at all.
Hope I spelled it correctly.
did you spread horseradish on that slice of ham?
labworm
US Veteran
mike from st pete
Member
Broken yolk over hard?
Looks good to me best way to have an egg sammich!
Looks good to me best way to have an egg sammich!
TheHobbyist
Member
What was the old saying I heard from the older men...
Want a lady that smells like Hoppes #9 and sweats bourbon...
Yep, that was it.
Relative to the egg, I wouldn't worry bout it too much.
Want a lady that smells like Hoppes #9 and sweats bourbon...
Yep, that was it.
Relative to the egg, I wouldn't worry bout it too much.
I would eat it
I would eat it if it had been flipped over and cooked a little on the top. I could never understand people liking runny eggs, myself.
I would eat it if it had been flipped over and cooked a little on the top. I could never understand people liking runny eggs, myself.
1morethan8
US Veteran, Absent Comrade
You just got to ask, who eat the first egg?
"Hey.. look what came out of that chicken's butt... think I'll eat it!"
"Hey.. look what came out of that chicken's butt... think I'll eat it!"
BrianE
Member
I square 'em like that when I make egg sammiches..
Another right answer. Looks just right to me. A lot of other good answers above, and don't none of 'em have anything to do with complainin' about your girlfriend cooking for you.I square 'em like that when I make egg sammiches..
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