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My Neighbors Are Insane!!!! Part 2!
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foxeye
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My only neighbor is kind of dull to live near. I live in the country, and only one neighbor. In the summer or warm weather which is pretty much all the time here, she does all her outside chores, goes up to the mail box, cuts grass, gardens hangs out the clothes all while butt nekid. She does not have any reservations on coming over to the fence and talking to you either.
SW_shooter
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Sounds like a sitcom in that neighborhood. Just need some music in the background with credits rolling across the screen and you might have a hit TV show. Just think, with 21 years of stories you could get a few seasons of shows and income as the creator/writer.
Our neighborhood is the "hood". We have several homes on our street that are rented out to Section 8 folks (welfare housing). They usually have Cadillacs with 18" rims in the driveway and LOTS of visitors at odd hours of the night. The first two times my truck was broken into the cop told me they knew it was a dope house down the street, they just couldn't (or wouldn't) catch them. We used to watch the kids walk back n forth between the two houses (half a block apart) carrying small packages. Hmmmmm wonder what they're doing?
I'd settle for crazy over dope dealer in a nano-second.
Our neighborhood is the "hood". We have several homes on our street that are rented out to Section 8 folks (welfare housing). They usually have Cadillacs with 18" rims in the driveway and LOTS of visitors at odd hours of the night. The first two times my truck was broken into the cop told me they knew it was a dope house down the street, they just couldn't (or wouldn't) catch them. We used to watch the kids walk back n forth between the two houses (half a block apart) carrying small packages. Hmmmmm wonder what they're doing?
I'd settle for crazy over dope dealer in a nano-second.
Alnamvet68
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feralmerril
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Foxeye, do you want to rent your house out for a little while?
cmort666
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You ought to do what my troops did when some of them were manning Guardpost Ouellette in the Korean DMZ back in '81.
One Monday morning, the North Koreans opposite Ouellette got really agitated because they saw an apparently new piece of surveillance hardware pointed at them. They came out and took pictures and made drawings etc.
The next day they noticed that the rig had become more elaborate. They got even more agitated and higher ranking officers started showing up.
That continued on day after day, with the "equipment" becoming larger and more elaborate and the North Koreans getting more concerned, and higher and higher ranking officers coming to look.
Then on Friday, my troops gathered around the "device". Suddenly, they knocked it over and began jumping up and down on it... crushing the cereal and oatmeal boxes and toilet paper and paper towel rolls it was made of. I'm told the North Koreans weren't terribly happy about the whole thing.
Try that on you neighbor. It might be good for a few laughs.
One Monday morning, the North Koreans opposite Ouellette got really agitated because they saw an apparently new piece of surveillance hardware pointed at them. They came out and took pictures and made drawings etc.
The next day they noticed that the rig had become more elaborate. They got even more agitated and higher ranking officers started showing up.
That continued on day after day, with the "equipment" becoming larger and more elaborate and the North Koreans getting more concerned, and higher and higher ranking officers coming to look.
Then on Friday, my troops gathered around the "device". Suddenly, they knocked it over and began jumping up and down on it... crushing the cereal and oatmeal boxes and toilet paper and paper towel rolls it was made of. I'm told the North Koreans weren't terribly happy about the whole thing.
Try that on you neighbor. It might be good for a few laughs.
Man, I feel for you! And getting it from both sides! I'm lucky in that I don't have anything like that to contend with, just the kids across the street thinking that my front yard is a place to play "Futbol". So, I've become the weird old guy that only comes out onto his porch to shout "Get Off My Lawn!" 
Rintimtin
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I do that too.
Rintimtin
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Man, I feel for you! And getting it from both sides! I'm lucky in that I don't have anything like that to contend with, just the kids across the street thinking that my front yard is a place to play "Futbol". So, I've become the weird old guy that only comes out onto his porch to shout "Get Off My Lawn!"
I cant wait to be that guy. I practice all the time. I work with an old guy, he lets me come over and practice with his yard. Im getting good to.
Wyatt, you could let them see you burying chicken bones in the corner of their yard. That ought to stir them up.
jlrhiner
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I'm going to keep quiet. Plausible deniability.
JFootin
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He didn't say what she looks like! She might be so ugly you'd want to put a really big bag over her!
LVSteve
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Wyatt, do you have lawns front and back that your neighbours can see? Now the growing season is upon us, try mowing them crop-circle fashion and see how that affects them.
Harkrader
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I had to deal with a guy here in SE Wisconsin who was plagued by a painful ray that was beamed into his jaw from a satellite that was stationed over his house by murderous Amazon women who hijacked a secret Japanese military ship and stole it.
Really.
You wanna borrow it?
Really.
You wanna borrow it?
NCTexan
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The really scary part is:
They Can Vote!
... And obvious lots of them did!
Well, I'm not so sure --- Wyatt, while claiming to be surrounded by crazy neighbors, evidently has not seen fit to move, and apparently is in deep denial, choosing to immerse himself in anachronistic leathercraft and similar obsolete handicrafts, rather than taking the obvious corrective actions, which I will not, here, incite him to do, but which, as is apparent to everyone but him, urgently needs to be done...
quneur
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I hate crazy neighbors. I live in an apartment complex and my neighbors are always banging on the walls, yelling and screaming. Its frustrating and throwing my timing off my drum lessons.
To the OP's situation, misdirection. A photo of your neighbors dog with bright green eye with 'beware' written with newspaper clippings dropped over the fence would probably do it. Or get a pair of cheap walkie talkies and put one in the saddle bag so the horse can say to the dingbat, 'the dog did it.'
To the OP's situation, misdirection. A photo of your neighbors dog with bright green eye with 'beware' written with newspaper clippings dropped over the fence would probably do it. Or get a pair of cheap walkie talkies and put one in the saddle bag so the horse can say to the dingbat, 'the dog did it.'
Frank46
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Really like the idea of a radio and one of those microphone jobbies. We had one guy who decided to burn his house down with the lady renter upstairs. She got out ok and he went to jail. The rabbi who used to complain about the guy who lived next door who was always doing weird stuff with the chickens he had in the back yard. And the list goes on and on. Frank
trapper704
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When I retired we bought a large 3/4 acre lot with a new house on it. 2 yrs later a half wit old forein guy bought next to us , built a house 10 ft off the property line next to us, 175 ft open on the other side........ he couldn't build in the middle because he didn't want a big back yard.............He was drolling and standing aroud looking at our granddaughters in the wadeing pool, untill he decided he didn;t like the look of the open end of a 44 spec. now he stays in the house looking through a window. county sheriff says I can't do anything as long as he stays inside. TALK ABOUT frustation.
