My Neighbors Are Insane!!!! Part 2!

A-37, some of us have mucho experience in driving sane people crazy. Now with the not so sane sometimes it takes a little finess. We have a guy who bought the property one lot over and in the back. Put up a prefab concrete wall all the way around his property. Big wrought iron gates. Sorta like some rich texan would do. Don't want to rain on his parade as all you have to do is type in his address on google earth. Either that or he's waiting for the zombies to show up. We call it Beaudreaux's wall. Great landmark for deliveries. Frank
 
Not to put a damper on the fun side of this, a buddy of mine had neighbor of the same type who got it in his mind the buddy's old setter was a "Spy Drone". One day he used his deer rifle to "remove the threat" (his words) to make things worse the dog was about 15' from his youngest daughter, you can fill in the rest.

The slippery slope from strange or weird to ill to dangerous can be very scary and end badly. I have compassion for people with mental illness, but I have to admit I always keep an eye out....
 
guess I don't have it so bad with my soon to be ex wife living right next door with her new boyfriend (unemployed, ex-con, recovering addict with 4 kids in foster care. LOL
 
i lived in a neighborhood like that. old people died off and crazy people moved in. guy across the street was bipolar and not good about his meds. he was either a really nice guy or a paranoid nut. no in between. guy behind me was a violent angry drunk who would come home every night and sit in his backyard and crank doowop music really loud and drink bourbon on the rocks. every night. and when neighbors complained he would threaten to beat them up and he was a big, angry dude. i finally got sick of it so when he would crank the doo wop, i'd pull my harley out of the garage and "tune it up". seemed like it had a lot of issues in those days at high throttle. the big twin cranking at about 3k rpm through 2" drags drowned out the doowop nicely. i lived there for 7 years and sold out and moved to the country on 8 acres with my house in the middle. now when i have neighbor problems, i just shoot them and throw them back down in their holes as a warning to the other groundhogs.

i feel your pain. neighbor problems are the worst.
 
He sounds about like every third person that comes by my friends tables at the Nations gun show."Hey buddy do you have one of those guns that shoot saw blades that i saw on tv" My normal answer is no but so and so does on is table right next to the tinfoil hats and then I kinda point with a sweeping motion and off they go to find so and so. I will say most of them did thank me before they went in search of whatever,ray guns,saw guns,black helicopter repellant ect ect ect.
I wish you good luck and enjoy the show.
 
I'll chime in.

When my previous wife and I moved into our then new townhouse, there was an odd sort of fellow in the one next door. Kinda quiet in a mildly sinister kinda way. You could just tell that this guy was troubled, but no more.

About a year goes by. We barely ever saw him that whole time. I got to be friends with the complex's upkeep staff. (Two guys. Great guys. Both hunters and general gun enthusiasts. Lotsa coffee and BS'ing took place.)

Anyway, once, the conversation came around to our next door neighbor. One of the staff guys said he'd recently had to go into the fella's place to fix a plumbing issue in his bathroom. (Bathroom is upstairs, right next to the master bedroom.) As he was leaving, the guy's bedroom door was open and my bud saw that the guy's bedroom walls were covered with newspaper. When asked what that was about, the guy's reply was, "So my neighbors can't see in."......ooooo...kayyyyy......

Well, like I said before, you could tell that he kinda had somebody else drivin' but seemingly harmless. Nevertheless, you factor in things like that in the course of any interaction with such a type. Well, whatever condition he had was gradually getting progressively worse.

At one point, he'd cruised past a couple of middle school-age girls walking home from the bus. He stopped his pickup and proceeded to graphically describe what "fun" things he wanted to do them. What he didn't know was that not only were those 2 girls cousins, but both of their dads were bikers.
And now they were riding around the complex with some of their buddies, all in search of our hero.

OOPS!

It's hard to tell what teed him off worse: How his life had suddenly gotten way more complicated or the fact that since these ol' boys were on the hunt, they asked everyone they saw if they'd seen him and let them know WHY they were looking for him. So as a result, everybody knew what he'd done and he knew it. Didn't see him for awhile after that.

Quick background. I've been a working drummer since 1978. The nut next door had seen me carrying drums in and out of my place a billion times. Once, he told me he'd fancied himself as quite a keyboard player. Well, ya just smile and nod, say "Awesome", and go about your business, right?
At about 2:00 AM that night, he decided to demonstrate his keyboard abilities by firing up his gear, setting the volume of his amplifier to "romulan stun", and puts it, speaker forward, against the wall that separated our bedroom from his. Rattling stuff on our dresser, the whole shootin' match. I told the ex, "He's a nut. It's one night. He'll pass out eventually." Turns he had lotsa stamina. Lasted about 4 hours.

Next morning, our neighbors on the OTHER side of him told me they'd reported him to the complex office. That night, he decided to do it again, only this time cranked up to Woodstock volume. More rattling, just absolutely outrageous. Much to the protest of my ex, I had an idea.
Ten minutes later, wacko boy was treated to 2 wide-open 26" bass drums up against our side of the wall, with me doing the closest imitation of the drummer in Slayer that I could muster. I heard crashing over there and stuff falling off his walls...no more Liberace jonesin' for his Thorazine.

I saw the other neighbors next morning and apologized and they said, "Hey, made him stop." Well, it also got him evicted. The noise along with being 3 months behind in his rent. He blamed me. Left a note on my front doorknob saying, "I won't forget." I informed the police, just in case something should happen.

8 months later, my son was born. Driving home from the hospital, my brakes went to the floor. Took the minivan to a mechanic who informed me that my brake lines had been cut. Coincidence? Who can tell?
 
I'm wondering: Is it better to buy a pie plate hat online or go to the indestructable web site and get plans?
 
It could be worse. You could have a woman with a psychiatric rap sheet the length of a football field file a complaint with IAD that you injected her with "mind controlling nanoprobes" and that several of the cops put her against a wall and executed her.

Yes...IAD did investigate. When I gave my statement to them, we could barely keep from laughing.
 
Never buy a tinfoil hat or Aluminum foil deflector Beanie! To quote the experts:BEWARE OF COMMERCIAL AFDBS: Since you should trust no one, always construct your AFDB yourself to avoid the risk of subversion and mental enslavement. Sometimes, AFDBs will be sold on places like eBay. Do not purchase these pre-made AFDBs, even if the seller seems trustworthy. They may contain backdoors, pinholes, integrated psychotronic circuitry or other methods that actually promote mind control. Also, never us U.S. coins, thy promote mind control. Canadian coins are O.K. since they spent all their funds on giant robots!
You can't make this stuff up but you can find it on google!
 
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