My Neighbors Are Insane!!!! Part 2!

1991a1colt said:
What's really bad I bet they have their drivers license. I remember having a woman in our town where she would call 911 everyday because the CIA was spying on her. I had to remove pine cones (mini CIA spy camera) from around the front of her home just to keep her quiet the rest of the day. She was full blown nuts. And had a car and a license. I turned mental Heath notice to the DDS to have her retested for her license, and they said she passed.....:eek:, these people are the ones who are going to get people killed when they crack. Sounds like you may want to build a Bunker in your back yard :rolleyes:

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I KNEW IT!!!
Ya know? I always suspected those pine cones :mad:

I figured FBI, but CIA makes more sense.
 
Gee, I'm going to have to rethink my feelings about bird poop on my deck....they could very well be listening devices placed there by Big Brother.
 
I was just over on the tinfoil hat forum, and there's a guy complaining about his crazy gun-totin', holster makin', mind-ray buildin', dog stealin' neighbor. Man, Sacramento must be a bad place to live.
 
Interesting to read so many creative ideas to drive the crazy people nuts. It's never occurred to me before. We used to spend hours thinking up ways to drive the sane people nuts.

Once we put a cheap tape recorder inside an aluminum milk box and put some flashing lights and gauges on the outside. We called it a "modulating bullometer", and there was no end of stunts you could pull. We set it up on the tailgate of a station wagon one night and played a recording of police radio as they discovered a crashed alien vessel in a large swampy tract outside of town. We drew a crowd of about 30 people.

My brother (who had some mental illness issues of his own) took the bullometer with him to the state hospital where he was staying for a few months. He would interview his fellow patients, and make notations on a piece of graph paper as they answered. If the graph trended up, they were getting better. If the slope was downward, they were getting worse.
 
JFootin said:
He didn't say what she looks like! She might be so ugly you'd want to put a really big bag over her! :eek:
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She might be so ugly that you would want to put a bag over YOURSELF incase hers came off............
 
Am I the only one who thinks this may be an April Fools joke?
Come on; A story where the only people are not crazy are the Russians?

That sounds pretty far-fetched to me. ;)
 
You need to look up how to make a pringles can wifi antenna then put it on your house pointing at his.
 
Live in the middle of a good size piece of land, then you only have to worry about pissed off deer and other critters cause you forgot to feed them today!

Good luck with the weird neighbors.
 
Do not worry. It will not be long now. My friend had one several houses down. The nut job painted his house and truck flat black and adorned the windows with pentagrams. This continued for about a year then he gets pulled over for some minor traffic infraction...gets out and starts shooting at the officer. He's dead now. Problem solved. Good luck.
 
Alnamvet68 said:
Gee, I'm going to have to rethink my feelings about bird poop on my deck....they could very well be listening devices placed there by Big Brother.
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Actually, you are good -- I checked for you -- they are, in fact, bird poop. I have been chirping incessantly since I checked and have tried to fly from a 6-story parking garage, but other than the fractured ankle, all is well with me.
 
Let me see how we can have some fun here. remember the scifi movies of the 50's? and all the weird high pitched noises? Think there is a gizmo called a theramin that does exactly that. Or get some marbles and bounce them off the roof and hope he can hear them go down the gutters and downspouts. The bigger the marbles the more noise they will make. You start wearing tinfoil hats with big eyeballs on them and let him see you. How about playing loud recordings of people passing gas so's he can hear them?. I'm sure the more creative members here can also add to his discomfort. Frank
 
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Crazy Thread

This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time. Mind sucking machines, CIA spy camera pine cones, tinfoiled mailbox, and on and on. How do you guys come up with this stuff?

Someone mentioned this background would make a good script for a Steve Martin movie. Boy, you said it!

Here's some of Martin's work from the movie, "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid":

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982) - Funniest Scenes - YouTube
 
I like Frank's idea with just one change. use jawbreakers instead of marbles, that way when it rains, the evidence disappears.....
 
We had a mechanic who was from one of the islands and wasn't exactly thrilled about working in a certain building after dark. Old company records did show a cemetary not too far from the buildings location. While making my rounds decided to have some fun. Parked the truck in a field so's he couldn't see it and snuck down by the building where he was working. The area where the building was was paved with 1" bluestone or gravel and would launch a few choice ones up to the roof. You could hear them hit the roof and then roll down and off the roof. He opens the door and looks around and goes back in. Bomb the roof again, opens the door looks around closes and locks the door. Third time around with a few well chosen loud moans and he's almost out the door and into the truck that he had before i finally could stop him. The pump house where we worked always had weird noises. And not from the pumps either. One guy would sit at the control board with his car keys in his hands. Of course maybe me laying down in the pipe tunnel under the oil lines moaning just may have accounted for that rumor. Frank
 
Our neighbors are just plain drunks! We live in the city with small lots. When this idiot moved in 4yrs ago the first thing to go up were speakers on the outside of the garage. Then the parties started almost every day for the first year. When I spoke to him about the music this was his answer I thought when you owned property the noise stayed in your yard. How can you argue with logic like that? He also feels that any affront to him means everyone around him should have nails in their tires my other neighbor had water in his gas tank. We played the game right paid off our house love our house then this douche is making our GOLDEN years a ****. Just sayin
 
Boneman just put up a set of speakers on you side. When they get finished with their party or early the next morning then fire up your party on your side. Since the noise stays in your yard then you dont have to worry about him sleeping.

Thats just a thought from a friend.
 
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