oooh that has got to hurt

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My friends, l have been offline for several weeks because of a very stupid action on my part. It started when I went to the west coast of the US to visit my father in the northern part of Washington state. I was also out there to visit my sons living in the Northwestern part of Oregon state as well. Three days after I departed home my wife (also known as Good Wife) called me to tell me a tree had blown over in our back yard. I returned home following my three week visit to the west coast to find a Hickory tree toppled over breaking off about 20 feet in the air. It broke off right where several squirrels had built their nests in the tree. Not in the branches of the tree but in the tree itself. This left a weak spot in the trunk of the tree as it was mostly hollowed out from their constant nibbling at the wood to enlarge their home or make it a warmer place to live through the winter. Regardless this is the start of my problem with wood cutting.

What happened to me? After I returned home and had taken three days rest I started trimming the smaller branches off the part of the tree now laying on the ground. Having cleaned up one side I moved to the other side to continue clearing off the small branches. Right away I noticed the top of the Hickory had bent down a branch from a nearby Maple tree. Thinking I'd save myself some nasty work at the ground level of my Hickory tree I started to cut the Maple branch off next to the tree. Big mistake!!!!

Knowing the necessary method of cutting a tree branch off a standing upright tree, I first made an undercut (a cut on the underside of the branch) so that when the branch did separate from the tree it would not strip the bark off the trunk. I then made the top cut out away from the undercut so that when the branch dropped it would shear off at the undercut. All went according to plan until I had cut the top part halfway through. The branch split along it's length and wedged my pole saw such that I was unable to cut further through the branch. Time to breakout my ladder and another saw to free up my pole saw.

I made the necessary cuts to free up my pole saw and had safely and securly set it on the ground and was then also lowering myself to the ground off the ladder when the branch snapped free and swept me off the ladder. It was six (6) feet (roughly two meters) to the ground. I fell landing on the right side of my back. Six ribs were broken, and they were also offset like you would overlap the fingers of your hand placing the ends of your fingers of one hand to the knuckles of the other hand.

This happened on the 19th of July of this year. As an understatement it hurt and I managed to only divest myself of half of my vocabulary of magic words. Since then, I spent one week in hospital leading up to and following surgery to correctly place the ribs in proper alignment and have enough sheet metal and screws installed to build a three burner Coleman stove. Whoo Whee, did this fall and break hurt. I also broke the thumb on my left hand and I'm still not sure how that happened, but I've worn a cast for 5 weeks, and I am now wearing a brace most of the time to assist in keeping those bones in proper alignment.

Add to this not having a good internet connection and I do believe you will understand why I've been offline for a time.

In advance I wish to thank you all for your good wishes and heartfelt get betters.

Now it's time for my advice, stay off ladders when cutting branches off a tree. If you can't do it from ground level get someone else to get up there.
 
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Wow, Llance, that sounds very unpleasant indeed.

Best wishes for a full and rapid recovery.

(And good advice re hiring someone else to get up on that ladder!)
 
So sorry to hear about this but thanks for the very good advice, especially considering the demographics of our forum. I too had a few trees needing trimming $200 bucks later they were all on the ground ready for camp firewood.
 

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Gravity is a bitter teacher. Glad to hear that you're on the mend. At least you got your travel and visits in before your mishap.
 
So worth it to just pay the tree guys. I'll handle anything on the ground already.

A Local tree service’s ad line is “Cheaper than the doctor bills and no pain for you.”

I have always handled everything on the ground until I was renting a splitter to split a big hickory. I was approached by a Hispanic Family who offered to do the job for LESS than what it was going to cost me to simply rent the splitter.

The showed up at dawn the next day, they had their own splitter, and I have never seen such work. Everyone split logs, momma too, but for the baby that stayed in his car seat in the shade and laughed and pointed at all the work!
 
Sorry to hear of your mishap. Hope you heal quickly and completely.

I recently jumped out of the bed of my pick-up truck, landing properly on my feet. Ouch!

I'll never do that again. I hurt so bad that I could barely get around for a week.

Being an old man is taking some adjustment!




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I have always handled everything on the ground until I was renting a splitter to split a big hickory. I was approached by a Hispanic Family who offered to do the job for LESS than what it was going to cost me to simply rent the splitter.

John , you made the wise choice. For years, my Mantra regarding manual labor has been "Call The Guy." And I've never regretted it:D
 
Coulda been worse - you're still alive to teach us a lesson.
Your story is frightening, and your last line says it all - pay the pros to do what they're good at and stay on the ground and watch!
I wish the best of luck to you for a full recovery. You've sure paid the price and deserve at least that much.
 
After a three-wheeler tried to stomp me into the ground and a couple falls off ladders to ice the cake, my ribs won't take a beating anymore. I'll still use a ladder for low stuff, but not unless someone is home to hear the thud.
 
Having broke most everything in my lifetime, at 69 I don't even like to replace the batteries in my smoke detectors on the 11 1/2' ceiling. The roof is 9 ft off the ground at the lowest point, I ain't going there. Glad you are on the mend. Joe
 
My sister-in-law's husband fell off a stepladder while pruning a small tree in his back yard, whacked his head on the brick wall surrounding the tree, and wound up in the ICU for three days.

She didn't notice, but fortunately the neighbors did.

He's fully recovered, and a lot more careful these days.
 
Tree work is very, very dangerous.

One of my great friends is a professional arborist who has a side business removing hazard trees. (Loves trees and won’t remove any tree not dangerous to humans or structures.)

He IS very safety conscious and always wear appropriate gear. Always! Unfortunately, this summer he had a moment of miscommunication with one of his partners and got struck atop his head by a falling branch.

The branch fractured his helmet, and the result was a significant cut that required an ER visit and multiple staples. His partner was devastated but both took responsibility for the miscommunication; suspect it will never happen again.

As an aside, his SO wrote the helmet manufacturer, and they sent a free replacement.

PS: Don’t get me started about chain saws or WOODCHIPPERS. 😱 I am scared of both. 😉

Be safe.
 
Having broke most everything in my lifetime, at 69 I don't even like to replace the batteries in my smoke detectors on the 11 1/2' ceiling. The roof is 9 ft off the ground at the lowest point, I ain't going there. Glad you are on the mend. Joe

I do have an Apple watch that will call for help if it detects a fall. The only time it activated was when I was digging a post hole and I stopped it from calling.
Last week I was painting my living room and dining room and had to cut in at the top of the 12-ft walls and I really needed my head right up near the ceiling to do that to see what I was doing. Mostly I had my little giant ladder leaning straight up against the wall. I had to get creative at the steps.
Surprisingly, this was Rock Solid.
 

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