Quality Issues...

[s&wchad]

Geez Louise...

I'd complain to Procter and Gamble, but I already know what they'd tell me to do with it!

 

[quikdraw67]

Hmmm.....I guess it works on those with an offset you know what

 

[s&wchad]

Perfect for... people who are biased!

 

[SMSgt]

It's a trap!

Posting something like that that deserves replies that would get one banned . . .

 

[ColbyBruce]

Politically correct TP, it can lean either way.

That roll should be displayed.

 

[LDM]

Left-handed TP? Goes with the left-handed monkey wrench.

 

[LVSteve]

It's a trap!

Posting something like that that deserves replies that would get one banned . . .

Indeed. Highly suspect when a moderator trails bait like that.

 

[Bajadoc]

Call Procter and Gamble and ask for a shipping label. They should fix that no charge. There are no longer craftsman making these and rolling them by hand. To make a roll like in the old days would be cost prohibitive. Look for older rolls on TP Broker, they are out there.

 

[Nevada Ed]

OK;

Who squeezes the Sharman !!

 

[lihpster]

This is why I only buy P&R toilet paper. The craftsmanship was so much better back then.

 

[mckenney99]

Does the high side of that paper bind up on the forcing cone?

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[Oldengineer]

Automation at it's finest moment. I'd treat this as a coin with a minting/strike mistake that made it into circulation……a real keeper!

 

[Rustyt1953]

Tis a sign.

 

[JcMack]

Put it on EBAY as a one of a kind collectable, starting bid $2500.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Put it on EBAY as a one of a kind collectable, starting bid $2500.

Ya never know until ya try.

 

[Pig Hunter]

Not to worry, It's within spec !

 

[GypsmJim]

Having been a process engineer in a paper plant, I'm scratching my head how that could have happened.

If the short side meets specs, then you got more than you paid for. No problem.

If it was MY plant, and you returned it to me I would have sent you a case just for good will.

 

[bigmtnman]

My head tilted .....and ...... I felt a little "seasick".

 

[Rustyt1953]

QC started to slip soon after Mr Whipple left Charmin.

 

[S42N8]

Does the high side of that paper bind up on the forcing cone?

Paging Dr. Whipple..Dr Whipple to Proctology, please….

 

[s&wchad]

If the short side meets specs, then you got more than you paid for. No problem.

No, the wide side meets spec (4.2"). This is from a large pack of Charmin Ultra Soft sold by Costco. It's the only place we can still buy rolls of TP that haven't been downsized.

 

[Protocall_Design]

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

 

[BKLooney]

If'n you're in the woods at least you can set it next to you and it won't roll down the hill...

 

[GypsmJim]

No, the wide side meets spec (4.2"). This is from a large pack of Charmin Ultra Soft sold by Costco. It's the only place we can still buy rolls of TP that haven't been downsized.

Then you have a valid complaint.

We don't have a Costco in my neighborhood. So we buy the stuff in WalMart. Ours are the Mega rolls, so actually they have been upsized. In fact we needed to buy new hangers to fit the larger sizes.

 

[Kenna]

Just saying but flushing that plush Charmin in an older home with cast iron or clay pipes is like flushing a bath towel down the Toilet! Been there done it and seen it many other times.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Just saying but flushing that plush Charmin in an older home with cast iron or clay pipes is like flushing a bath towel down the Toilet! Been there done it and seen it many other times.

Like the Scouts I am prepared.

 

[robvious]

for those hard to reach places..

 

[Fishinfool]

I don't know....I like my toilet paper to lean a little to the right....

Larry

 

[jeffrefrig]

Gotta keep quiet...gotta keep quiet...