The worst tasting liquor I've tasted!

G.T. Smith

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I ain't really a liquor kind of person. I will drink a little whiskey now and then but I really prefer just plain old beer. The other day my Son brought home a bottle of booze that a friend at work gave him. It was called, Sweet Tea flavored Vodka. It was made by Seagrams. I tried it chilled as well as ice cold and no matter what it was absolutely awful tasting.:( Kind of like taking a drink of whiskey and accidentally swallowing your chew.
Any of ya'll ever tried it? If you haven't, don't bother. I would have to be really hard up to drink stuff that tastes that bad.
OK, I'm done crying about free liquor.:eek:
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Seagrams makes industrial liquor; their mixers are trash, too.
 
I tend to shy away from all kinds of gimmick drinks. When I do try them, I always regret it. But none of them comes close to lechugilla, moonshine tequila from Batopilas, made from the plant bearing the same name.

My stepdaughter dubbed it "dirt on fire". The first sip is bad; every succeeding taste is worse. After drinking it, even good booze tastes bad.
 
I would drink 15 double shots to one beer normally when i was younger. At my brothers wedding I was drinking segrams 7 on the rocks. The bartender found out the groom was my brother and he gave me 8oz water glasses full of segrams 7 on the rocks. My two other brothers were drinking wisky sours and i called them babies. So they lined up the segrams 7 glasses on the table and away i went. My mom told me the next day i drank over a quart and possibly two quarts of segrams 7 lastnight. I was sink for 3 days. I haven't had a drop ever since. Plus the meds i'm on i can't drink anything now.

My uncle was in the national guard and every year they would do a trip to mexico. He would bring back the mexican tequila the real stuff with the worm in the bottle. We broke open a bottle of that stuff straight while playing cards on christmas even and your hands would go numb.
 
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Have you guys tried moonshine? Sure you have. In Guam? Probably not. Worse thing that I ever tried to actually drink.
 
I don't know why I bought it, but there is about half a quart bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum in my cabinet. I feel almost obliged to drink it, but it is some awful tasting stuff. I think I saw a tv ad, then saw a big display in the likker store the next day. Should have known better.
 
Worst liquor I've ever had was Malibu flavored rum. This was pineapple flavored. First drink was unbelievably bad. Later i thought no drink could be that bad so tried it again; the second was even worse than I remembered it. I poured it out.

Worst wine I had was some Kokopelli wine I bought at Willcox, AZ. We had been commuting to Phoenix when my wife had knee replacement surgery there. I took it over to a friend and we tried it. From the look on his face, his glass was as bad as mine. It went down the toilet.
 
I had a friend stationed at Ft. Benning who had some local connections. Upon receiving my blessing, I got a bottle of 'shine from him and took it to my monthly Friday Night poker game. We put it in the freezer and drank in straight, as best we could. If you never tried this stuff, you can only marvel at how something so cold can burn so much. In very small amounts, it was fine.
 
I don't know why I bought it, but there is about half a quart bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum in my cabinet. I feel almost obliged to drink it, but it is some awful tasting stuff. I think I saw a tv ad, then saw a big display in the likker store the next day. Should have known better.

If you like rum, try this.;)http://us.appletonestate.com/products/12-year-old
 
My nephew, Charlie Sherrill's son, bought a bottle of Everclear 190 proof. He mentioned on his facebook page and I told him that he was a wimp if he did not drink a straight shot of it. I did not know that facebook allowed that kind of profanity!
 
Absinthe anyone? Made van Gough cut his own ear off. My introduction to it was in the red light district in Amsterdam but later I found out that it was in fact diesel fuel. Realized it when I bought a bottle for myself and it tasted/appeared very different from what I had been served.

I finished drinking many years ago now...
 
Tequila with the worm is Mezcal, not tequila. Good mezcal is excellent. Earthy, like scotch.
The worst liquor is Sotol. Another moonshine from Mexico. We tried to sell it for 3 bucks a liter. No takers. Couldn't give it away, even to the employees.
 
I've had some nasty stuff before, but the one that sticks in my mind is Ouzo.

I'm going to have to enter a dissenting vote here. I'm neautral on the basic licorice flavor, but high-quality ouzo is a good drink and fueled many a fun-filled evening when I lived in Greece.

On the other hand, cheap ouzo can be as awful as any drink anywhere. When you get a shot or two of that into your system, you know that you have stumbled into an establishment whose basic business message is GET DRUNK HERE CHEAP NOW. Sometimes you can get a preview of the coming hangover even before you feel the intoxication.

Maybe I killed my taste buds over there. I also like retsina, the wine that everybody says tastes like turpentine. Five star is a little too refined, but the three star stuff is great. Goes well with oily goat stew.

Brandy and most liqueurs will come back up even faster than they went down. I would make a terrible aristocrat, because cognac tastes to me like something you would give a heretic to tune him up before you sent him down to the dungeon for his interview with Torquemada.
 
I am so glad this wasn't me...

My stepdad, a Korean war era Marine told me the sickest he'd ever been was on saki. And he said it was pretty gross.

Stolen saki, mind you, that they stored in an empty fuel drum.


Myself...I can't recall the worst thing I ever drank. I do recall what was the most disgusting to be sick from. For a long time I thought it was Jack Daniels. However, Goldschlager plus Jumbo Jack and Monster Tacos trumps that easily.
 
I've had some nasty stuff before, but the one that sticks in my mind is Ouzo.

Is that the stuff that stays in your system? The story I remember is that when you drink a glass of water the next morning you are instantly rat-arsed again.

Worse tasting liquor IMHO is gin. They don't call it mothers' ruin for nothing.
 
Fernet is pretty rough; so are some of the sweeter college-style things like Firewater, Sloe Gin, etc. There is some mint/menthe liquor that showed up in various cocktails over the years that still gives me "pause" but the name escapes me at the moment.

--Neill
 
Fernet is pretty rough; so are some of the sweeter college-style things like Firewater, Sloe Gin, etc. There is some mint/menthe liquor that showed up in various cocktails over the years that still gives me "pause" but the name escapes me at the moment.

--Neill

Creme de menthe?
 

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