Tired of the "Zombie Apocalypse" marketing?

Yeah, that's what I told some kids on the Zombie Walk last weekend in Minneapolis.

Your key word there was "walk." I think they drive around, as well.

But consider the bigger picture. In Wisconsin, the phrase they use is "adjudicated" for mental issues. And while I have some medical issues myself, there are probably many zombaphobic individuals legally strolling around armed.

They have gone to doctors on their own, not forced to under law.

Knowing that, I wouldn't even sit under a green flood light when I see some guy drooling and talking to himself. But then, I live in a college town, and I think you have to have some quirk just to get an apartment...
 
are there really people walking around looking for zombies? i mean people dumb enough to shoot a person who is walking...oh wait nevermind...lack of sleep got to me there...maybe i was bit
 
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looks easier to find if you drop it in the woods.
 
The zombie craze was fun for a while, but it got old very quickly. But when it went to guns, ammo, sights, knives, targets, even training courses then it got silly, and worse, it started to take away some of the seriousness of self defense and firearms safety by making it look childish and making some guns look like toys.
 
We just got back from visiting my stepdaughter. She wont let my grandson even have a toy gun! I started to tell my grandson a gory war story about ed gein a killer-cannable case in wisconsin many years ago. Daughter shusshed me up. Didnt want justin to hear such awfull storys. YET they were playing the marathon weekend of the "Walking dead" series as I was starting to interupt with my war story! I am missing something here!
 
Say what you want, but I'm just grateful that I'm being inundated with Zombies these days instead of those goofy Vampires!
 
I agree with the over marketing. I love The Walking Dead. I find the knives and bags kinda goofy. I do like the Hornady Zombie Max ammo. I hope they keep making that even if in another name. I know its the same as Critical Defense but I like the brass shell for a buck less.
 
A friend years ago had a gorilla costume on for a party and was in the car with his brother when they stopped at a store. He waited outside and couldn't help himself but put on the head and jumped up and down on the car hood as an old lady came out of the store. She dropped her bag of groceries and ran for it in fright. He tried to stop her and make it right but she wouldn't stop to hear of it.

I've had enough of the zombie craze myself but chooce to just ignore it all mostly.
 
are there really people walking around looking for zombies? i mean people dumb enough to shoot a person who is walking...oh wait nevermind...lack of sleep got to me there...maybe i was bit

Go google "Orson Welles War of the Worlds." It was a radio broadcast, and millions thought it was a real news story.

Zombies? Sooner or later some "security officer" is going to plug a college student pledging for a fraternity.
 
Go google "Orson Welles War of the Worlds." It was a radio broadcast, and millions thought it was a real news story.

Zombies? Sooner or later some "security officer" is going to plug a college student pledging for a fraternity.

There's nothing like a "terminal case of stupid" to ruin your entire afternoon! :p
 
We've had Zombie movies for decades...... now the Walking Dead and Fear the Walking Dead TV shows..............

Great line from my son as we watched the 2nd or 3rd episode of Fear the Walking Dead.

"How can these people not know what's happening and how to kill them...... didn't any of them ever watch the movie "Night of the Living Dead?"
 
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