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dewey
Member
I do thank the Lord everyday
'specially for my wife who is 9 years younger !
'specially for my wife who is 9 years younger !
Turned 63... what's happening to the 'PARTS' ? HELP, please.
- Thread starter dewey
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GOOD MORNING:
Happy news:
You are entering the BEST part of life.
Body parts malfunction
Hair turns grey
Any food or drink that you enjoy are now a NO-NO
Girls start calling you sweetheart, honey, sugar, dad, etc.
wife runs away with the young pool boy
girlfriend goes back to her husband
your drivers license is revolved (you can no longer see or hear)
dog dies
you forgot were you left your false teeth
bank forecloses on your house
you discover your parents were never married
you discover your gun safe and contents are residing at the pawn shop in the "Hood" (wife and boyfriend needed traveling funds)
AND THE OLDER YOU GET THE BETTER IT GETS!
Happy news:
You are entering the BEST part of life.
Body parts malfunction
Hair turns grey
Any food or drink that you enjoy are now a NO-NO
Girls start calling you sweetheart, honey, sugar, dad, etc.
wife runs away with the young pool boy
girlfriend goes back to her husband
your drivers license is revolved (you can no longer see or hear)
dog dies
you forgot were you left your false teeth
bank forecloses on your house
you discover your parents were never married
you discover your gun safe and contents are residing at the pawn shop in the "Hood" (wife and boyfriend needed traveling funds)
AND THE OLDER YOU GET THE BETTER IT GETS!
Dropping barometric pressure causes joint pain. Buy 500 count, 200 mg ibuprofen at WallyMart. Follow the weather report. Approaching storms, cold front, low pressure -- take 2 pills before bed, take 2 more when you get up. If discomfort continues take 2 more. My orthopedic surgeon friend told me 8 per day was limit. Check with your doctor if you have other medical problems.
Time for 2 pills.
Time for 2 pills.
Gaffer
Member
What a bunch of wusses. I will be 80 in two months and still shoot competition. Sure I get a tweak now and then when I am getting out of my easy chair but all in all I am doing just fine. Part of it is good genes and part of it is just doing what you want to do. I have had my share of surgeries and such but I am not about to lay down and die.
caliperman
US Veteran
God only made a few perfect heads. The rest, he put hair on.
Also, age is only mind over matter. If you don't mind, then it don't matter. Growing up, I always heard the phrase, life begins again at 40, but they don't tell you it begins falling apart. I will turn 70 in June. I hurt my back in an 1967, and worked until july 2003, when I was put on disability. I have various other injuries and ailments. I am constantly in pain, and just have to deal with it.
I find that most young people nowadays, have to take time off if they just get a hangnail.
Just grin and bear it folks. things will work out with GODS help.
Also, age is only mind over matter. If you don't mind, then it don't matter. Growing up, I always heard the phrase, life begins again at 40, but they don't tell you it begins falling apart. I will turn 70 in June. I hurt my back in an 1967, and worked until july 2003, when I was put on disability. I have various other injuries and ailments. I am constantly in pain, and just have to deal with it.
I find that most young people nowadays, have to take time off if they just get a hangnail.
Just grin and bear it folks. things will work out with GODS help.
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself". Mickey Mantle
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dewey
Member
'Caliperman'
Amen to that !
See Below, sig line...
Amen to that !
See Below, sig line...
I just love this getting old stuff!!!!
John
John
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No complaints, I woke up this morning, a lot of folks didn't.
OK Hog Shooter
Member
As I've continued to follow this thread with my fellow "older" forum members, I just realized something. I've got more hair on my ears than l do on the top of my head!
Biginge
SWCA Member, Absent Comrade
Boys, the memory is fine at 70. But the recall is a problem.
Regards
Bill
Regards
Bill
