model70hunter
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While we were in the process of moving our stuff to our retirement home we put together the masterbed room bed and was sound a sleep.
At 12:30 AM a fellow obviously high pounded on our door, I took the SW 27-2 in 3.5" and answered the knock.
The gent eyed me and I could see his wheels spinning, he finally blurted out do you have an extra egg. I said, NO, and it is not healthy to knock on folks doors late at night. I also let the SW slide from the back of my leg. He eyes got as big as sunnyside up eggs and he took off running.
Today we were cleaning up overgrown brush and tree limbs at our house. I had just gone in the house for a few minutes and this same gent was walking by, he asked my wife if she needed help with the tree limbs, she said no, he said he had a chain saw and wouldn't charge much to cut them, she said no thanks my husband will use ours. My wife is an RN, and has experience with psycho's and drug users. He said are you looking at my eyes? She said yes, my, my they are very blood shot, haven't slept in a day or so have you?
If you don't think wives can drill down, try sneaking a M-19 4" Nickle by her on a credit card. Well it's hers now, All I could think of was, Gee Dear you just spoiled your Birthday present.
She asked him several other questions, one was he lives with his parents a few blocks away and got to the big one, aren't you the fellow that knocked on our door wanting an egg last July. He said yes, he said he wanted a cigarette but saw the big fellow filling up the door way and panicked. She said did you see anything else? He said a very large gun. She said are you going to ever come around here after dark again? He said no, he might get shot. My wife said yes, the big guy with the big gun was a cop, he knows when he can shoot you, where to shoot you and there won't be any survivors. She then gave him the mother lecture on getting straight, getting a job, doing something with your life. During the lecture he excused himself and left. Gee, all morning I had been carrying that 3.5" in my hip pocket.
No fair, my wife gets all the fun. I hope it's not a crime to lecture a druggie to death........
At 12:30 AM a fellow obviously high pounded on our door, I took the SW 27-2 in 3.5" and answered the knock.
The gent eyed me and I could see his wheels spinning, he finally blurted out do you have an extra egg. I said, NO, and it is not healthy to knock on folks doors late at night. I also let the SW slide from the back of my leg. He eyes got as big as sunnyside up eggs and he took off running.
Today we were cleaning up overgrown brush and tree limbs at our house. I had just gone in the house for a few minutes and this same gent was walking by, he asked my wife if she needed help with the tree limbs, she said no, he said he had a chain saw and wouldn't charge much to cut them, she said no thanks my husband will use ours. My wife is an RN, and has experience with psycho's and drug users. He said are you looking at my eyes? She said yes, my, my they are very blood shot, haven't slept in a day or so have you?
If you don't think wives can drill down, try sneaking a M-19 4" Nickle by her on a credit card. Well it's hers now, All I could think of was, Gee Dear you just spoiled your Birthday present.
She asked him several other questions, one was he lives with his parents a few blocks away and got to the big one, aren't you the fellow that knocked on our door wanting an egg last July. He said yes, he said he wanted a cigarette but saw the big fellow filling up the door way and panicked. She said did you see anything else? He said a very large gun. She said are you going to ever come around here after dark again? He said no, he might get shot. My wife said yes, the big guy with the big gun was a cop, he knows when he can shoot you, where to shoot you and there won't be any survivors. She then gave him the mother lecture on getting straight, getting a job, doing something with your life. During the lecture he excused himself and left. Gee, all morning I had been carrying that 3.5" in my hip pocket.
No fair, my wife gets all the fun. I hope it's not a crime to lecture a druggie to death........