Landpimp
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Bear the wonder Lab is working on eating a complete ballistic vest, will toss some red-blood like paint on it, toss it in the yard 
because of my last job, I often(like daily) went down private drives ect......oddly no one was ever worried, I just told them what I was doing, never just hauled ass away.
if you do a CCTV system, make sure you post on the property that they are being recorded, otherwise you might just get sued, even if they break in and are cought, its a privacy thing I guess. Same with an alarm, the bad guys can bitch it wasnt marked, I know it sounds insane...but this advice comes from my secutity company
what I really want is a remote type "dome" on the roof, with lasers and thermal(gun would be nice), so when someone comes on the property, it will track them with 2 nice lasers

because of my last job, I often(like daily) went down private drives ect......oddly no one was ever worried, I just told them what I was doing, never just hauled ass away.
if you do a CCTV system, make sure you post on the property that they are being recorded, otherwise you might just get sued, even if they break in and are cought, its a privacy thing I guess. Same with an alarm, the bad guys can bitch it wasnt marked, I know it sounds insane...but this advice comes from my secutity company
what I really want is a remote type "dome" on the roof, with lasers and thermal(gun would be nice), so when someone comes on the property, it will track them with 2 nice lasers

Shrunken heads on pikes along either side of the driveway.
Odd random piles of bones at visible locations along the drive.
Spent 12 gauge husks @ driveway entry and near the stacks of bones.
Ranging stakes marked in meters, whose numbers get lower nearer the house.
A tree chipper in a handy obvious location.
Hopefully not too subtle for the mutt(s) to understand?