"liberty may be endangered by abuses of liberty as well as by the abuses of power"
James Madison
James Madison
Words of Wisdom
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From the "Things Not to do While Drunk" thread...
"Never force a fart".
CAJUNLAWYER
"Never force a fart".
CAJUNLAWYER
Always drink upstream from the herd.
When going to the bathroom outside, it is best to check the direction of the wind FIRST.
It can be hard to find satisfactory natural toilet papers in some spots.
Words of experience from SteelSlaver.
When going to the bathroom outside, it is best to check the direction of the wind FIRST.
It can be hard to find satisfactory natural toilet papers in some spots.
Words of experience from SteelSlaver.
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My experiences:
Don't go four-wheeling while hammered
The more intelligent the woman, the better she'll be in bed (usually)
Everyone's a hypocrite
Call your mother
Edit to add a few more:
Avoid clowns with fireworks duct taped to them
If you love someone, set them free. If someone loves you, don't **** up
Don't drive wearing Groucho Marx nose and glasses
Take risks or lead a boring life
Trust your dog
When working on hard problems,, take time to dream
Find the people that make you happy and truly care about you and hang on to them for dear life
There are no limits other than those that you set yourself
Never sell out your friends
Imagine wrapping yourself in bacon and going to an Oprah show on dieting
Spend time in the mountains or desert; it's wickedly spiritual
Don't go four-wheeling while hammered
The more intelligent the woman, the better she'll be in bed (usually)
Everyone's a hypocrite
Call your mother
Edit to add a few more:
Avoid clowns with fireworks duct taped to them
If you love someone, set them free. If someone loves you, don't **** up
Don't drive wearing Groucho Marx nose and glasses
Take risks or lead a boring life
Trust your dog
When working on hard problems,, take time to dream
Find the people that make you happy and truly care about you and hang on to them for dear life
There are no limits other than those that you set yourself
Never sell out your friends
Imagine wrapping yourself in bacon and going to an Oprah show on dieting
Spend time in the mountains or desert; it's wickedly spiritual
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That's a REALLY old one, known in ancient Rome as:
VIR PRUDENS NON CONTRA VENTUM MINGIT
(Remember, gentlemen- soft "v's" and a hard "g". None of that fancy-pants "cardinals and concubines" Church Latin stuff here.)
Probably related to "Put your faith in the gods and keep your toga dry."
carpriver
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No Matter where you go, there you are.
Never wrestle a pig, people may not be able to tell the difference.
Billy Bob is returning from a night of partying. Drives by Jim Bob's farm; all the lights are on in the barn and a big pot of water is boiling on a fire. Billy Bob stop and walks up to the barn there is Jim Bob just a pulling feathers for a chicken. Billy asks it's a might early to be getting chicken ready for supper. Jim Bob stops plucking the chicken and tell Billy Bob it's not fer supper, Billy so what are you doing cleaning chicken's at this hour, Jim Bob says, I was asleep in my bed and I heard such a squalor in the hen house, so I jump out of bed grab my shotgun a run to the hen house I flung the door open a step inside and see that old fox, I pulled back both hammers on that shot gun, Then old blue sees the flap on my BVD is open and gives me a cold nose. That is why I am cleaning chicken at this time of night. the wisdom here is situational awareness.
Never wrestle a pig, people may not be able to tell the difference.
Billy Bob is returning from a night of partying. Drives by Jim Bob's farm; all the lights are on in the barn and a big pot of water is boiling on a fire. Billy Bob stop and walks up to the barn there is Jim Bob just a pulling feathers for a chicken. Billy asks it's a might early to be getting chicken ready for supper. Jim Bob stops plucking the chicken and tell Billy Bob it's not fer supper, Billy so what are you doing cleaning chicken's at this hour, Jim Bob says, I was asleep in my bed and I heard such a squalor in the hen house, so I jump out of bed grab my shotgun a run to the hen house I flung the door open a step inside and see that old fox, I pulled back both hammers on that shot gun, Then old blue sees the flap on my BVD is open and gives me a cold nose. That is why I am cleaning chicken at this time of night. the wisdom here is situational awareness.
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Backlighting
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"It is not I who will die...it is the world that will end" --author unknown
misswired
Absent Comrade
My late Dad: "You wanna know who is causing 99% of your problems?"
"Look in the mirror!"
"You wanna know who is gonna solve these problems?"
"Look in the mirror!"
"Look in the mirror!"
"You wanna know who is gonna solve these problems?"
"Look in the mirror!"
What am I supposed to do then? I look like Groucho Marx.
If it weren't for electricity, we would be watching TV by candle light. 
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Groucho bursts into the manor and throws his coat at and startles the butler.
Butler: "what's this?"
Attorney Loophole: "English tweed...wears like iron!"
Butler: "what's this?"
Attorney Loophole: "English tweed...wears like iron!"
Never cook bacon naked.
Don't ask a question that you don't want the answer too.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Aristotle
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
Leonardo Buscaglia
Aristotle
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
Leonardo Buscaglia
From the mouth of a 9 year old athlete (true story).
I recently asked a young person at church how his wrestling season was going. He said pretty good but I haven't won much. His next statement really surprised me and made me admire him.
He said "either your winning or your learning and I have been learning a lot this year". Then he turned and was gone.
He put a smile on my face. JA
I recently asked a young person at church how his wrestling season was going. He said pretty good but I haven't won much. His next statement really surprised me and made me admire him.
He said "either your winning or your learning and I have been learning a lot this year". Then he turned and was gone.
He put a smile on my face. JA
Sistema1927
US Veteran
"It is good to learn from your mistakes. It is even better to learn from the mistakes of others." - My Dad
