I was recently was addressed as "Mr. Black" while checking out at Lowes.
My reply "Oh, that's my Dad"
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My reply "Oh, that's my Dad"
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You know you are getting old, when..
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When you look in the mirror this morning and see a giant bruise on your elbow, and have no idea what you did to put it there!
Went to bed on Sunday feeling fine. Woke up Monday and I somehow twisted my left knee in the night. Spent 2 days resting it and using heat. Still not fully right.
You know, when I was younger, I used to wish things hurt less. Now, I just wish less things hurt.
When you ask a young lady where she has been all of your life, and she
answers: For most of it I wasn't even born yet.
answers: For most of it I wasn't even born yet.
We had a big drug bust and I called in the K9 crew to give it a once over.
One of the handlers, in his late twenties, came over to me and asked my name. I told him and he stated "Oh yeah, you went through the academy with my grandad. He said to say hey!"
Yep, it was time to retire.
One of the handlers, in his late twenties, came over to me and asked my name. I told him and he stated "Oh yeah, you went through the academy with my grandad. He said to say hey!"
Yep, it was time to retire.
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I go to a different doctor and the part where you circle the parts that hurt, I just circle the whole body, both sides. Good thing about pain: I never forget to take my pills.
OP
Mag. Glass, with glasses, even ? !!
Must be a Veteran, with no help from the insurance companies.
I got old at a very young age... when I picked my son up at daycare and the "lady" said "Hey your grandpa is here to pick you up..." had to correct the young thing, I was only 34 started going grey at 20.. made her squirm first...
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I had that happen once picking up my son from his after school care. I came by it naturally, though. I was only 42 when he was born, so I really was old enough to be his grandpa.
When you get roofing estimates and the contractor recommends 20 year shingles.
Protocall_Design
Vendor
It's good to start early. If you don't go to their funerals, they won't come to yours...
When most of your power tools still have plugs, with grounding wires
When most of your saws still say Disston or Craftsman
When most of your screwdrivers have wooden handles.
When most of your pistols have rims on their cartridges
When most of your saws still say Disston or Craftsman
When most of your screwdrivers have wooden handles.
When most of your pistols have rims on their cartridges
Top O' Texas
Member
When the music you listened to in high school is playing in elevators and grocery stores.
Don't forget the knees and hips.
