The plural of "knife"

[captorquewrench]

the teacher on the forum should never have looked in this thread.

 

[mesinge2]

Wanna hear a funny fact: the plural of a computer mouse is either mice or mouses. Both are correct.

Me just learnt this

 

[sheriffoconee]

Bestest thread ever.......or is it MOST bestest thread ever????

 

[moonclip]

Actually it's add "es" to any word-ie: pantses, ghostses,
As in "Pull up your pantses so you can run if the ghostses comes after you."
Since we are delving into grammer-how many know how to conjugate the verb "To Be".?
Answer:
Singular:
I be
you be
he be
Plural:
We be
y'all be
they be

Counselor, I like the way you adjudicated that verb.

......moon

 

[moonclip]

No I'm knot...

We all have our opinion's.

......moon

 

[johnsonl]

Bestest, mostest goodest thread in a go-zillion years!

 

[Fishslayer]

I don't really like making two extremely short sentences, which I guess is what you intended to do. (The period after "knives" makes me think that, but the lack of a capital "N" makes me wonder. Also, no comma is needed after "not" in what is, I guess, your second sentence, nor is one needed after "is" in your first sentence.

It is "knives." Not "knifes."

I kind of like short sentences to give emphasis. But I would have followed up thusly.

It is "knives." Not "knifes." "Knives."

Although I suppose that that particular style could conceivably come across as scolding.

 

[Rule3]

You are all a bunch of Knaves with nifes which is the plural of Knave

 

[handejector]

And I forget. Is it Burl Ives or Burl Ifes?

Dippens on how minney you have.

Only one= Burl Ife.
To or moor= Burl Ives.

Trie too pay attenshun.

 

[rocketdog]

So the plural of carafe is caraves?

 

[Thuer]

As a foregneir I am confiused

 

[slumpy]

just add a s to any word and you got it! my favorite is deers!

Mines is beers

 

[jlrhiner]

Stop it.................

 

[RonJ]

I bet my bippy once>>>>>>>>>> I lost it

( You just KNEW it was coming!! )

How's your fern?

 

[novalty]

96 posts, you guys need to cut your losses on this one. Someone hand me a nife.

 

[Kanewpadle]

96 posts, you guys need to cut your losses on this one. Someone hand me a nife.

I gots one i sel U cheep!

 

[ditrina]

'Dis tred is unparalyzed in the Smiffs Forehums histree

 

[DeathGrip]

'Dis tred is unparalyzed in the Smiffs Forehums histree

Minnie Yesses

 

[ditrina]

Minnie Yesses

You are the 100th post in the usless knifes thread....

u win the unnabbounced kerma .. give it up.. fer yourselves...
Chezzees Whizzzzz I gotta get a liifes....

 

[NCTexan]

Some times reading these boards or listening to TV, I think that a lot of folks slept through sentence diagramming and verb tense drills.