Your Favorite Aphorism

[mtgianni]

Robert Heinlen " There is no such thing as a free Lunch.

This from a Texas Friend; "Cut Dog, No Puppies". To me it is the ultimate in consicely stating that tommorow's regrets are preceded by today's actions.

 

[Cyrano]

I'm not as far under the affluence of incohol as some thinkle peep,
But the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

 

[sjmjax]

There are very few personal problems that can not be solved by the application of a suitable quantity of high explosives.

And repeating a Heinlein quote:

Always leave your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

 

[jag312]

A friend helps you move. A true friend helps you move a body.

 

[jmg1911]

Poetry

There aint many troubles that a feller can't fix

With eight hundred dollars and a 30-06.

 

[Shooting Padre]

Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it. (For whiners)

 

[Wyatt Burp]

Don't cook bacon when you're naked.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Let's do somethin' even if it's wrong.
(which is the colloquial version of:

Any plan, no matter how poorly conceived, if boldly executed, is better than inaction.

If it was easy, everybody would be doing it.

A fool's mouth is his destruction, and his lips are the snare of his soul.

I tell my lawyers "make a decision-if it's wrong make another decision-but make a ^*&%$ decision." That usually breaks the log jam

 

[RightArm]

All the attaboys in the world don't equal one aw shucks.
From my old man, who said something other than shucks.

 

[faol]

"If he had half a brain;he'd be twice as stupid!"
"Improvise, Adapt, Overcome"
"Who Wins Dares"
"I'm Bored. Let's Catch A Show!" --- Mary Todd Lincoln

 

[Cpt. Obvious]

Friendly fire, isn't.

and

Always know where your towel is.

 

[handejector]

"Who Wins Dares"

I think you meant:
Who dares, wins

Motto of the SAS.

 

[Dyerbill]

Happier than a pig in slop.

 

[jkmo]

If overwhelming fire power isn't working you're not using enough............. (Pretty close)

 

[ContinentalOp]

"I drank what?!?!" - Socrates

 

[CW Spook]

"I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it." - Matthew Quigley

 

[moosedog]

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then give up.
No sense making a fool of yourself.

 

[pharmer]

Got a shotgun and a shovel, know how to use both. Joe

 

[oberon]

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

 

[35Rem]

Your lack of planning is not my emergency.