Petition to close Smith and Wesson Down

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After reading over the numerous posts about how bad S&W quality is now and how the new revolvers are paper weights, there is only one solution, S&W needs to close.

After all, the issues of boomerang barrels sending the bullet back at the shooters, cylinder falling out and breaking toes, hammers that hurt when you stick your little finger in front of them and my favorite, the guns that do not group 1" at 25 yards(must be the trigger, not the shooter) S&W needs to go.

Not only that, but let's take it a step further, let's have them go out and confiscate any gun made after 1960, just to make sure there are nothing but "perfect" guns out there.(I'll store them at my place just to make sure).

What do you think? Sound about right? Just print this post off, sign it and send to me and I'll be in charge of sending them in.

Mail them to:

I'm old and ridiculous
C/O Coggers Inn
5555 Smith Stinks Rd
Boston MA 02201

or fax to 1-800-Depends22.

Free Geritol with every signature!!!
 
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I've had Old S&W'S, New S&W'S, No LOCK S&W'S, LOCK S&W'S,

and I've never had a problem with ANY of them.:)

I've purchased firearms online, through Budsguns and others and incurred
ZERO problems or issues with any of the transactions.:)

Way too much internet BS goes on compared to the business transacted.:(
 
Prices, Huh!

Cheaper prices, American Made would be nice but,

WAL-MART wants to be a bank now.:(

If they get into banking can,

Wal-Mart supply National Defense on the Cheap too!:rolleyes:

Wal-Mart may eventually seek Statehood or Diplomatic Immunity.:eek:
 
I just read the ultimate thread. It covered just about everything that is important (or was important). Sorry for my misspelling and lack of understanding of the difference in the use of to, too, two. I have not yet posted crappy pictures as I only have a quality camera but have asked for a crappy camera for Christmas. As far as the quality of Smith & Wesson guns. I find then to be better then that gun named after a male bovine from brazil, we must remember they (S&W) did not take a government bale out like GM, Chrysler and Bank of America, Wells Fargo and others. I am sorry for driving an unreliable American made truck that has been the best selling truck for 38 years straight. With all the topics covered the forum has nothing left to do and mite as well turn off the servers.

Of course this is all tongue is cheek. I like my smiths I find the forums to be informative, the member to be respectful of one another. and with a cup of coffee it's like a bunch of old coots sitt'n around the pot belly stove at the general store talk'n guns
 
No wonder I can't get ahold of S&W customer service... I keep asking for the number to Smith and Wesson in Springfield, not Boston.... D'oh!
 
No wonder I can't get ahold of S&W customer service... I keep asking for the number to Smith and Wesson in Springfield, not Boston.... D'oh!

We did not want to put our HQ in the same town....it would not have been covert or dare I say it, Tactical. :D
 

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