Annoyed at thread drift

[shouldazagged]

♫ A white sport coat and a pink carnation,
That's all I wore to the dance...♫

 

[greenmachine]

Bet you got lot's of attention.

 

[steamloco76]

As seen on a restroom wall "You may paint these walls to stop my pen but the bathroom poet will strike again. As sure as your excrement will stink, I shall always have more permanent ink. So, paint, scrub and scrape away, my bathroom prose will return another day!

Signed B.S. Elliott "

 

[shouldazagged]

Bet you got lot's of attention.

Well, I was thrown out of the dance. But I was really popular for a while...

 

[timjake]

After seeing several threads get locked today, I think we need to move this piece of light heartedness back up to the front of the line.

 

[vonn]

After seeing several threads get locked today, I think we need to move this piece of light heartedness back up to the front of the line.

You sure got that right!

 

[Mcwsky09]

When shooting upside down, I'm High/Right, do I need new sights?

Depends on what was upside down, the target, the firearm, you, or all of the above.

 

[boatme99]

Who here's man enough?

If she'd put that tray down, I am.

 

[shouldazagged]

If she'd put that tray down, I am.

Go to your room. And leave that picture here!

 

[shouldazagged]

APOLOGY:

Yesterday on another thread I used the term "peccadillo".

Unfortunately I remembered too late that "peccadillo" is Italian for "half a bushel of gherkins".

I regret any confusion I may have caused.

 

[Bugkiller99]

I went to bed early, and now look at all the locked threads!

You guys were BAD last night! Whadda you do , put chef boy r dee in ditrina's red sauce??

 

[shouldazagged]

I went to bed early, and now look at all the locked threads!

You guys were BAD last night! Whadda you do , put chef boy r dee in ditrina's red sauce??

No, that would be one of those "Somebody get a rope!" offenses.

 

[timn8er]

APOLOGY:

Yesterday on another thread I used the term "peccadillo".

Unfortunately I remembered too late that "peccadillo" is Italian for "half a bushel of gherkins".

I regret any confusion I may have caused.

But...now I'm REALLY confused...

 

[vonn]

I am way past confused that is why I keep coming back so that maybe I can figure out why.

 

[Mcwsky09]

Anytime someone tells me they are confused I asked them if they started out that way.

I can tell you that this thread pretty much went off the rails somewhere approximately between post number one and post number two.

 

[labworm]

I remembered to put my pants on this morning when I left the house.

 

[timn8er]

I remembered to put my pants on this morning when I left the house.

Well then your day had a good start to it! Me, on the other hand...

 

[BigBill]

You guys crack me up I just read the last few pages.
I needed a pick me up today. Thanks.

 

[GaryS]

I remembered to put my pants on this morning when I left the house.

I'd laugh, but it's not funny. Well, it is, but it's also true. I made a phone call to someone today and got her voice mail. I introduced myself and asked her to call the office. I could not remember the phone number. I gave her what I thought was the number and said "If that doesn't work, just call the number on your caller ID."

My boss was standing behind me and started laughing hilariously. The office manager wrote the number down on a business card and taped it to my desk.

At least I had my pants on. I think.

 

[rock doc]

I remembered to put my pants on this morning when I left the house.

Pants I can remember, but sometimes I forget to zip up the fly.